— Wed, Jan 24, 2007 —

Lately, have you been thinking, Gee, I wish there were a way for me to see Paris Hilton. I can't find pictures of her anywhere? Me fucking too.
Well, dudes and babes, our prayers have been answered! Because, for only $40 a month, www.ParisHiltonExposed.com allows you to literally look at hundreds of pictures, videos and diary entries of Paris Hilton. Check it out:

The website, ParisExposed.com, launched Tuesday. It boasts that it has an array of Hilton photographs, home videos, diaries, love letters, recorded phone conversations and phone numbers of friends and celebrities, all left behind at a Los-Angeles based storage facility.

The items were sold to an unidentified buyer after a third party failed to make payments to the facility, and eventually wound up in the hands of a broker aiming to sell them, Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press Tuesday.

All the new goods "were acquired by me through a broker," said Bardia Persa, who created ParisExposed.com. He noted that he obtained the Paris possessions in September.

Users must pay a monthly fee of $39.97 to gain access to the site, which promises footage of the 25-year-old heiress in a "sexy bubble bath" video. It also says it has various shots of Hilton in "racy situations," and footage of her drinking with friends and using illegal substances.

For too long I've felt hollow, desperate to fill my voids with pictures of Paris on the beach and at bars. But God knows you can't find pictures like that just anywhere...for free. I'm really keeping my fingers crossed for a sex tape. Can you imagine? Paris Hilton in a sex tape?

Anyway the only downside to registering for the website is, once your credit card goes through, you automatically give up your right to vote. Whatevs.


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No. 1
Other Karen says:

$40/month!!!!!! *@^)%@%$*?! string of curse words

Pray for some copyright infringement soon. I'd love to see her diary.

January 24, 2007 12:05 PM
No. 2
What the? says:

You read my mind Cord! I can't get enough of Paris Hilton. If only there were FREE pictures of Paris out there.... if only....

Seriously, who has $40 that they really can't find anything better to do with it than pay to see even MORE pictures of Paris?

January 24, 2007 12:20 PM
No. 3
B says:

All we have to do is give up our right to vote? Sign me up. I sense the void in my life is about to be filled...

January 24, 2007 12:32 PM
No. 4
Woo hoo says:

This is the kind of thing you get from a torrent site, very few people will end up paying for it.

January 25, 2007 5:56 PM

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