— Sat, Jan 27, 2007 —

Here it is, in all it's glory: 20 minutes of Paris Hilton being truly pathetic. Even if you detest the girl, you'll probably find it hard to not feel bad for her when the obnoxious human erection behind Girls Gone Wild starts grabbing her crotch in front of all his friends. Sooooooooooooooooooooooo sad.

Oh, and for those of you who had questioned whether this was real cocaine, this video should put those doubts to rest when the loud psycho covered in blow starts sniffing his nipples and going crazy.

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No. 1
celia says:

i do feel badly for her to some extent. i feel badly that her parents did nt encourage her to get an education and develop what little intelligence she has instead of looking the other way while she allowed herself to be treated like a skank and a whore.

this woman must be dead inside. or really really stupid. this is one bill that no smart person would forget to pay.

January 28, 2007 4:12 PM
No. 2
Anya says:

Does anyone else find it incredibly ironic that the song in the backround is "Return to Innocence"?

January 28, 2007 4:15 PM
No. 3
Lisa says:

Poor Paris...More skeletons coming out to play. Why does she save all of this stuff, and why doesn't she keep tabs on it? She comes off as completely vacuous...She would die if there wasn't a reflective surfice or a camera nearby. Maybe if her parents would have spent more than a passing moment with her she wouldn't have ended up this way.

January 28, 2007 4:17 PM
No. 4
danaleri says:

Off the subject, but Jolie's mom just died!...OUCH

January 28, 2007 4:18 PM
No. 5
alex says:

i can not believe that fat guy vacuumed cocaine off his chest.

January 28, 2007 4:40 PM
No. 6
Becca says:

Oh Hey! Can you excuse me for a minute while I Hoover this Blow off my chest?

You've got to be kidding me! God, this makes me feels so good about my life.

January 28, 2007 4:45 PM
No. 7
Angela says:

OMG, she has attached earlobes! That explains so much.

eeeeewwww.

January 28, 2007 5:59 PM
No. 8
chichi says:

isnt this after the Rick Salomon fiasco? would she know better than to keep filming sex with randon a-holes? isnt it sad the only guy that seemed to really care for her was Nick Carter, when will that tape be released by the way?

January 28, 2007 7:15 PM
No. 9
Ashley says:

she is a gross low class WHORE!!!! The fact that she lets this guy touch her the way he does in front of all these people is sooo upsetting!!! yOU CAN SHE IT ON HER FACE IN SOME CLIPS THAT SHE KNOWS THAT SHE IS A LOSER IN LIFE AND THIS IS AS FAR AS SHE IS ever going to get. She has an empty look like what am I doing here>?? Ohh i have no clue let me just get screwd on camera so I can then show the world this tape when I fall out of the light! she needs to just dig a hole a stay in it for a while.

January 28, 2007 9:48 PM
No. 10
WTF says:

Wow... that's 19 minutes and 7 seconds of my life that I'll never get back...... : I

January 28, 2007 10:57 PM
No. 11
Lale says:

Good Lord. I don't know how anyone actually watched all of that. I tried, God help me. I did. But Don Lapree came on with a new infomercial and I found his message to be more interesting.

Why is it that a vapid, self-centered, talentless, inept person like Paris is celebrated by so many? It is truly discouraging. Also, I'm just jealous that she will never have to work another day in her life, and she can enjoy all the fruits of her family's labor. I don't feel bad for her or her parents- they're all idiots. Maybe her brothers- I'm sure it must be lovely when your sister's goods are hanging out all over the place for your creepy little friends to see.

January 28, 2007 11:14 PM
No. 12
lyonthelion says:

i can not see it!

January 28, 2007 11:23 PM
No. 13
allthesunn says:

I feel sad for her, she becomes blank when boys touch her in a sexual way coupled with the baby talk, my guess is sexual abuse when she was really young. I used to loather her, these videos explain so much.

January 29, 2007 12:25 AM
No. 14
celia says:

excellent observation allthesunn.

Paris does have many of the psychological aspects of a sexual abuse victim. not survivor but victim because she is still trapped in that psychological space.

i used to have the same thoughts about Madonna. funny that i did not make that connection with Paris before but now that you say it, i clearly see it.

it does explain a lot, including the drug use to numb herself.

funny how these predators are so good at finding their victims. as Molly-Cord points out, the shot of Joe Francis grabbing her crotch in front of his pals is just grotesque to say the least.

a question for anyone: how old is Paris in these videos? and how old was Papa Joe?

January 29, 2007 12:57 AM
No. 15
Mickey says:

Wow. Totally and utterly stunning.

So healthy and young, so obscenely wealthy, and yet so empty and devoid of anything outside of herself and her own reflection. "I love everything about me." she says at one point.

I often wonder how she manages to hold her head high with all the unnattractive things out there that are directly associated with her. After watching this, I realise it's because she is so far up her own ass, she is incapable of seeing herself through anyone else's eyes.

She will one day learn how fleeting youth and physical beauty are. She'll no longer be gossip rag fodder and men will stop clamouring for her attention. And I think she'll find it hard to fill that void.

But I have no sympathy. My sympathy is reserved for people who have it a hell of a lot rougher than this ignorant waste of privilege and advantage.

January 29, 2007 1:29 AM
No. 16
ahh says:

ewwwwwwww thats one dirty pathetic herpes infected hoe

January 29, 2007 3:59 AM
No. 17
paris needs help says:

the poor girls fucked up, she needs attention 24/7 to feel special. She has herpes for gods sake. she has serious issues and needs to grow up and get over herself. If i had done the stuff she has i would be digusted in myself and would probabl;y end up throwing myself off a bridge, as i couldnt live with my guilt and self loathing

January 29, 2007 4:03 AM
No. 18
yuk says:

Herpes herpes, herpes, herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpies

Herpilicious whore

January 29, 2007 4:06 AM
No. 19
paris is sooo desperate says:

se lets guys feel her up infront of other people, thats so sad! and desperate!

January 29, 2007 4:07 AM
No. 20
killerbunny says:

I can't see the video!! Oh damn, however, based on everyone's comments, it's clear that the crotch grabbing incident alone tells a lot about herself and her choice in "men". Any women (and lets face it, she technically is one) who would let a man grab her like that in public is saying that it's ok for her to be exploited like that. Self pride would have to kick in at some point and say "I don't deserve to be treated like this".

Also, her choice in men is dubious at best if she not only attracts, but encourages these sort of men to hang around her and publicly abuse her. Is it considered embarrassing a person if they aren't capable of the feeling of shame? I don't know, but I really think that when that whole Rick Soloman sex tape came out she was more upset about daddy taking away her money than she was about the whole video thing.

January 29, 2007 4:44 AM
No. 21
Corinne says:

It's just really sad that this is her life, I really don't think that all money in the world is worth that...

January 29, 2007 9:17 AM
No. 22
newfgirl says:

Yeah, Joe Francis is the one I'd want in my corner. The same single-celled amoeba that has made millions exploiting other dumbass girls.

January 29, 2007 9:49 AM
No. 23
garful says:

If their bank balances matched their IQs they'd all be dirt broke.
Someone should have neutered all their parents.

January 29, 2007 10:59 AM
No. 24
Shaster says:

I made it to the McDonalds scene where Pnut was checking her ugly mug in the camera - had to stop it right there. You're in a McDonalds, bitch, please.

January 29, 2007 11:03 AM
No. 25
AjSurprise says:

I really have no words to say about this. But isnt there alot of illegal stuff going on that she could get in trouble for? Like drug use, no licensed porn ext ext ext.
I dont know, it just seems like she should be arrested for being such scum of the earth...

January 29, 2007 1:30 PM
No. 26
Halfmad says:

That video just made me really glad I'm not uber-rich (or maybe just glad I'm not an asshole). Those people seemed like they didn't even know each other. Paris keeps saying, "Ready to have fun?" and everyone just looks at her, bored. That was a really good observation about the abuse--she seems like she is just completely blanked out the whole time. I also wonder about Joe's psychological background--his constant asking of everyone to show him their breasts is really bizarre and pathetic.

January 29, 2007 8:52 PM
No. 27
FCUK U says:

Why so much anger towards Paris, Molly?

January 29, 2007 9:35 PM
No. 28
Shannon says:

I have to agree with most of your comments this girl is out of control and needs help now before it's too late.For a woman who has pretty much everything(money,clothes,nice cars,fame etc),she's lacking one of the most important things in life.This girl has no self esteem or confidence,if she did she wouldn't allow all of this to get out to degrade her anymore than she is already.I personally think financially she had a great life,however Somethings missing.This is just a guess on my part but I feel while her parents were out making millions of dollars poor Paris was neglicted in a big way.When you see things like this go on you realize money doesn't buy real happiness.I'm not a fan of hers by no means,but I do think she's pretty and independent so why isn't that enough?I know one thing for sure if she continues on this path she'll be in her 50's and alone.When your young you can get guys by the dozens and if they know their gonna score with you were talkin millions.She's got to get her life on track,if not who in this world is gonna want her for just her.Guys have no respect for women like that,they'll sleep with them of course but they will never marry her or take her serious.Remember this Paris whatever mistakes you make today will haunt you for the rest of your life.

January 30, 2007 12:19 AM
No. 29
JJ says:

Is just me or does Paris always seem "special"? Is she on something all the time or is it simply that she's one of the slowest women on the planet. She's an uneducated classless narcissistic skank with a police record and drug habit that hangs out with porn mongers, criminals and addicts. I don't get it. Why do people keep hiring her? I just don't get it. And why isn't she charged with the multiple crimmal acts she has video taped?

January 30, 2007 5:30 PM
No. 30
BS says:

Quite frankly looking at the ELITE rich playing and humping and snorting their way through our pocketbooks.........pisses me off. Why in the world do we give these people our money??
I have boycotted the Hilton hotels....I work TOO hard to see my wages go in Paris' crotch or up her nose.

Screw these people, her and her family. Let them struggle like me and my kid. This is just a perfect example of how the elite make fun of the rest of us. Support your local economy and stop funding the filthy rich and their STUPID games.

I'm sick. Thanks Paris..............for the BILE

/puke

January 31, 2007 1:02 PM
No. 31
BS says:

PS

You rank right up there with Walmart and crack heads. Nice to see what the wealthy do when their commercials are finished airing. And nice to see her parents probably condone it. Have another line-filled, Crystal-watered jet ride on other people's dime.

Here's to the Hiltons. May they continue to mock the American people through their ignorant, deviant offspring while licking their silver spoons.

(hopfully finished puking)

January 31, 2007 4:48 PM


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