— Mon, Jan 29, 2007 —

It would seem that ParisExposed, the wonderfully intrusive website devoted to cataloging and sharing Paris Hilton's secrets, has already been kiboshed by someone with a conscience and/or a financial interest in seeing it shut down. Maybe it was Paris' legal team, maybe it was an act of God. We may never know. But, in honor of its timely demise, here's one last glimpse at its awful, awful life. A life full of fake IDs, glazed eyes, salacious posing and weed smoke. ParisExposed, you won't be missed. Don't ever, ever come back.

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No. 1
boycott hilton says:


We must put a stop to paris hilton and the only way to do that is to cut off her source of funding.


When you think of Hilton, think of trash.

January 29, 2007 6:45 PM
No. 2
bettylafea says:

So imdb says her bday is February 17, 1981 . Is this Ohio ID a fake, or is she lying about her age? Someone's about to celebrate their 28th bday! lol. And Ohio? This ho?WTF?

January 29, 2007 6:51 PM
No. 3
bettylafea says:

oh yeah, and that bitch's eyes are brown, not green. and her hair is brown for real too.

January 29, 2007 6:52 PM
No. 4
Lizzie says:

The OH ID is just your average fake ID. Look at the issue date--2001. Paris was using this to drink under age. It is sad that billionaire skanks have to use the same tricks as normal college kids.

January 29, 2007 7:40 PM
No. 5
Toni says:

you can still see the paris exposed site at

January 29, 2007 7:46 PM
No. 6
Used to Love Her says:


You so should have posted the one of Nicoles "hoo hoo". I mean - we should really end this debacle on a high note - with something flashy!! Jazz Hands!!

January 29, 2007 7:55 PM
No. 7
Leslie says:

Her wonky eye is out of control.

January 29, 2007 8:01 PM
No. 8
Shasta says:

Yo No. 1 - she doesn't get her dough from the HO-tels, she gets is from being a herpes posterchild/skanky whore and I don't think any amount of boycotting will stop her. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

January 29, 2007 8:09 PM
No. 9
G says:

The website still works, the welcome page is just missing. =P lol.

January 29, 2007 8:33 PM
No. 10
kat says:

This photos are NASTY...And, they incriminate everyone who is IN them...I think I recognize a male TV host in the one picture....GROSS!! This is WAY too much info....If she were SMART (which apparently she is NOT!) She would have started her OWN production company and made $$$ off her own porn tapes--I mean, if you are gonna be a PORN STAR--be a producer, also!

January 29, 2007 8:55 PM
No. 11
FCUK U says:

Wow. I find your belittling of Paris to be totally unnecessary, she already has enough problems as it is, and you really have no idea how she feels about all this.

January 29, 2007 9:31 PM
No. 12
FCUK U2 says:

She probably feels "hot" about it...or itchy (down there)

January 29, 2007 9:41 PM
No. 13
Soz says:

Maybe it actually exists, but ha! Bluffton! Must be the exit before Liarville or Fake-IDburg.

Ba dum bum.

January 29, 2007 10:43 PM
No. 14
lyonthelion says:

betty----if you do your math, being born in 1981 will make you 26 this year.....

January 29, 2007 10:57 PM
No. 15
ImpeachBish says:

5'9", 108 lbs --hahahahahahaha

Try 5'7" & 130.

January 29, 2007 11:02 PM
No. 16
Lale says:

Shasta, she has always had hotel money, which is why she's known as a "hotel heiress." (It's not "hotel hairless," describing her crotch.)

This is ridiculous, but I think we need more Parisphernalia in order to never, NEVER forget who this skank really is. I mean, who is watching "The Simple Life?" People, get over yourselves. I'd rather celebrate Steven Segal- at least he made something of himself for a while!

January 29, 2007 11:03 PM
No. 17
bobby says:

what's in the top picture? the one with the little kit???

January 29, 2007 11:22 PM
No. 18
kat says:

Bobby, my guess is that it is most likely drug paraphenelia--you know, the stuff you would USE to help you smoke, sniff, shoot up WHATEVER drug Ho Ho chooses to use. Lale, I refuse to celebrate Steven Segal--the guy beat the CRAP out of his ex-wife, Kelly (of WIERD SCIENCE fame) Brock (LeBrock)///The guy has a few screws loose...Anger issues.

January 29, 2007 11:25 PM
No. 19
mono says:

I in way like paris hilton but have to say one thing - imagine everything stupid you have ever down put out for everyone to see and having scumy friends want to make a buck off you mistakes. i have pictures and things i'm not proud of but not one is going to put them on a website. she was young when this was done and its sad to think we are all so perfect..........

January 30, 2007 12:23 AM
No. 20
Danaleri says:

Okay, I think everything I could think to say has been said....
but number 6 and13 .....PWHHHAHAAHAHAHA...You make posts worth reading...Jazz Hand...good catch on liarville...LMAYPMPROFL!!!!!

January 30, 2007 1:45 AM
No. 21
dvz says:

In all honesty, I think I'm kind of in love with this bitch. Warhol would have known what to do with her. Any slut who celebrates her sluttiness, instead of trying to pretend she's girl-next-door-y, is a slut after my own heart.

That reminds me...I wonder how Aniston's latest, (and far too late for purely cosmetic reasons) nose job is feeling these days. I'm sure it's numb and feeling fine.

January 30, 2007 2:11 AM
No. 22
Mollyland says:

It is not shut down, just moved to another url-adress, that only the one that subscribe have acsess too.

January 30, 2007 4:36 AM
No. 23
Leslinka says:

OMG the funniest one is the one with Arron, Paris and tat brunnette chick... they are stoned out of there minds hahah

January 30, 2007 8:49 AM
No. 24
Nippy says:

The site is back up in all its full, sleazy glory. What kind of world do we live in if this crap isn't enough to destroy this girl's marketability? Jeez...so gross!

January 30, 2007 10:31 AM
No. 25
Shasta says:

Lale - I KNOW!

She doesn't make money from the hotels, though. Her parents spent all of their money and she has to share the inheritance that it left over with many, many people. She makes money from being a whore, helloooooo.

January 30, 2007 11:20 AM
No. 26
funny says:

Nicole R is hilarious in the picture where she's giving the "who the fuck is this girl" look.

January 30, 2007 2:28 PM

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