— Wed, Apr 18, 2007 —

Right now, on eBay, a clandestine organization known only as "Star Style" is offering you the chance to purchase Paris Hilton's laundry hamper. How Star Style came into possession of the hamper only God knows, but they boast of a certificate of authenticity, in case your friends demand proof that it really belonged to Paris. Of course, if you're thinking of buying this hamper, you shouldn't have any friends.

This is truly PARIS HILTON HAMPER, where she kept all her dirty laundry.

The item comes with a certificate of authenticity from Star Style,

who ran a Paris Hilton auction that included furniture and this piece. The Paris Hilton hamper is in excellent condition.

This is your chance to share in Paris' dirty laundry. No DNA found inside but maybe you have a better investigator.

I'll save you the trouble of hiring a "better investigator."

This hamper's easy to use, filled with impurities most of the time and it's basically a glorified garbage bag. It's definitely Paris Hilton's.


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No. 1
Samantha says:

Why would anyone buy that? Not unless they want to catch her herpes...Wait, Perez Hilton would buy that, he is so far up her ass anyways

April 18, 2007 4:22 PM
No. 2
Danielle says:

Hey, I guess she really didnt get breast implants. Notice her boobs don't look big in these pics.

April 18, 2007 6:48 PM

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