Paris Hilton has been in Dublin this weekend launching her new fragrance "Heiress" (btw, didn't she just launch a fragrance? Is this a different one? How many Paris stenches do we need?). Here are pictures of her from three separate occasions, and something just seems off. She doesn't look like herself. Did she find a better lookalike to attend events she doesn't care about? I can't put my finger on why this is a Bizarro Paris rather than the real thing. What do you guys think? Should I get my eyes fixed or is there something not quite right here?
Her nose looks HUGE in the main picture and she has ALOT of clothes on. I mean ALOT. I don't think that's Paris. She would be in the emergency room with the equivalant of rug burns all over her body because her skin isn't used to wearing that much clothing on a daily basis.
she's starting to look more and more like her mother in a lot of her pictures lately...
She's smiling. Paris never smiles in photos. Check it out. She makes that stupid model-ly face. But all of a sudden she's smiling? What's up with that?
IT must be Paris' EVIL TWIN!
Dear Lord, how evil does it have to be to be Paris' evil twin????!!!!!
I bet she is pregnant. That would explain the weird-looking face AND the extra clothes...
You know what I think Molly, Gosh Darny Gee Golly? I think it is sad that you are that jealous of Paris: She is a beautiful girl. You couldn't even say one nice thing about Paris could you? "Well, I have to admit, its an improvement from how she used to look." You couldn't even say that could you? I also think that there is a special place in hell for Gossip-Mongers like yourself. You wrote this just to spite me, didn't you? After I was willing to make peace with you. Just so you know, I am back to a -2 on the how much I like you scale. Why are jewish women like yourself so damn jealous of everybody? Is it your annoying jewish voice? Thats why I don't date annoying Jewish women, because they act like you. ( I am jewish. but I am also cuban, for this particular post. ) Molly, stop being so Jewish.
Oh, and if any of you don't appreciate what I said: Fuck you. Suck my big black stuff, and choke on it, and lick the cum off as it drips down my ballsack. Because according to david hauslaib, and Molly, it is okay for Jewish people to make fun of other Jewish people. So, if you have a problem, take it up with him. And don't try to lie and say your not jewish, Molly. All of you bloggers using Ziff Davis programing are.Keep it in the race. Unless your racist like Molly. ( she is jealous of pretty white and black girls. ) And since you have allowed King Kang to refer to me as a "Nigger, and get away with it, and act like his shit smells like froasted corn flakes, I thought you should know what it feels like, Jew Girl.
P.S. I am a Neo Nazi.
I think she's had work done -- at the least some injections. She looks fuzzy or something.
Were still cool Molly.
There is something different, but I cannot pick it, is it the gonzo nose, the less skanky appearance? I am not sure not sure at all
"IT must be Paris' EVIL TWIN!"
Since when was Paris ever the good one?
I think she's gained a little weight...she looks like she did before she became "famous"
She's not wearing her freakishly blue contacts - in the big picture, at least.
The shots of 'Paris' in pj's is a look-a-like. There are pictures of the look-a-like on other sites, and even though the differences are somewhat subtle, if you really look at the two girls you can see it.
Yeah she does look different in the main pic. At first I thought she got her hook-nose reshaped, but then it's still there in the other pix. Now I kinda think it looks like she did something in the eye area, like they look wider than they used to, more tightly stretched or something. Like getting a facelift that pulls the sides of your face tighter.
She looks like she has gained weight (in a good way) and is using nit si much trashy make-up...????
wow, sorry about that, it should read, and is using not as much trashy.....
Maybe she tried to get the wonk fixed??? And it didn't work?
Anyway, that jewish ball sack guy is gross. You should delete his comments. Eww.
Yeah, I agree with Scooby's Back, delete the annoying enemigo person's comments. Is there any way you can permanently block them? The only site that doesn't dis Paris Hilton is Perez Hilton. Paris fans should go there and stop making racist, ignorant, immature (double)comments on quality sites. Although I have a feeling it isn't about Paris at all, but attention that some people need because they don't get it anywhere else (ie, opposite sex, family or friends).
Love you Molly - you include you and the gossip without being annoying or coming off as a starf*cker!
She's gaining wait!!! she's probably eating Nicole's left overs now that they are hanging out together again ;-)
Hey stupida, if you didn't notice, I said I was KIDDING! That goes for posts No.7 & No.8, DADarling, and scooby's back. Funny, when people call me all kind of niggers and shit like that, nobody said a damn thing about being racist. Someone says "Hey, Jew Girl! Hitlers coming to roast ya' baby!" Everybody gets offended. Your all the racists jews, not me. Fuck you. All of you. Anybody who reads this can suck my dick. Except for Molly, because she is sweet as can be.
I get enough attention from your wife, daughters, and mother DADarling. Why would I need anyone elses?
If Molly blocks my comments for being racist, and not King Kang, aka Hey Asshole!!, then Molly is a racist. But she gives me the news, so what are you gonna do? Suck my dick, thats what.
No you are not crazy--I thought the exact same thing when I saw this photos on another site--the one I saw was of her with a pillow and her sunglasses on and I immediately thought something looks weird about her.
No, that's her.
Her parents were there to support her - there are photos of them together. Don't think Ma and Pa Hilton would go to show support for a look-alike.
It's in the eyes too. She looks a lot like Nicky in the eyes, more than usual. Did she have some work done? And yes, she is smiling, which is awkward and maybe it does something for her.
Looks like her face is kind of melty.
If you want to see the meltyness in person she will be in SF @ Macy's Union Square on November 20th at noon on level 1, frangrance.You guessed it, she'll (or her melty likeness will) be there pimping her new frangrance Heiress. See the back page of the Chron.'s Pink section for more dets. She even looks blurry in Chron pic. Ouch now my head hurts from spending 3 minutes writing about Paris. Can I have those 3 minutes back please?
Hey that El Enemigo fool, if you're just kidding, perhaps you should know that YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. Now go take your disgusting and inappropriate ass elsewhere. What???s that? You???re gonna tell me to suck on your mad bits? How about you come up with a new comeback, and try to make it witty this time ???round.
yeah, she's weird no doubt about that. Something's going on with that nose...it's as if it's trying to escape her face; it's getting larger and more hooky. It does help that she's actually engaged with the camera and not doing that "I'm a model on heroine and and so out of it" look. Perhaps that is what's throwing all of us off.
Maybe she didn't make her monthly plastic surgery payment and all her work got 'undone'?
She is really looking like her mother in a couple of those pix!
Another theory is maybe hanging out with Nicole Richie is either a) making Paris gain sympathy weight or b) Paris realized that super stick thin is not in?
God forbid Paris reproduces!
If you look at pictures of paris from a few years ago you might notice that her lower lip was bigger... I think she had lip redduction done in the past year or so. it also looks like she's had a brow lift.
In order to concretely identify her ... I'd need to view pics of her feet to see if this chick has Paris' sloth toes. *weg*
BTW, I don't think you're jealous Molly. Heck, if what you write is what you are, then Jay Leno wouldn't have a friend left in the world! I'm SURE it's not because he's jealous; he's a SUCCESSFUL entertainer who KNOWS what entertains his audience , as do you. Those who Blog negatively in your honor, are putting themselves into the category they're accusing you. Guess misery DOES love company!
Keep up your posts for I enjoy your wit and remember .... you can't please everybody all of the time. =)
She looks kinda pale to me. Isn't she usually crispy brown?
I think her nose looks weirdly big in every shot.
I think she's pregnant. That would explain why she looks a bit fluffier and less skanky in general. She also looks happy and a bit tired.
I think her wonky eye has spread and now she has a wonky nose.
She does look different and I don't know what it is! You ever have those mornings where you wake up and your makeup doesn't quite look right even though you've done everything normal? I think Paris is having one of those weeks. She looks a little greasy-pasty and off. Huh.
I think her face may simply be maturing...she is getting older ( as we all are ). Perhaps a few minor injections as well....but I think this face better. Less angular. Who knows maybe she is starting to gain weight?!
Yeah, I think what's throwing you off is that she's smiling rather than smirking.
I think it is her eyebrows.. They look penciled on, making her look kind of fuzzy
I think she's wearing less makeup. Maybe less eye makeup.
She has very pointed ears....I never noticed that before. Maybe it is the way her hair is and her lack of tons of eye makeup makes her look different. she definately looks different though!
Looks a whole lot like the Canadian Paris Hilton impersonator who gets paid to make appearances. Her face is a little rounder than the real Paris.
I honestly don't think the real Paris would be caught dead in that outfit.
She is smiling and is probably happy that she and Nicole are friends again, I don??t know I mean she looks a little bit different but I think that she is just happy. For once she doesn??t look like she is faking a smile.
Her face looks fuller, like she's had injections and her lazy eye isn't nearly as lazy looking as usual. It's like her eyes are wider open. She does look really different.
drugs are taking their toll on her ugly mug
Wowza look at that snout! Hiya Gonzo!
Uhmmm...your mum goes to college, what are maD bits? Because I never told anybody to suck on those. I don't even know what they are so how could anybody suck on them, if I don't have maD bits? Is that a new Canine formula? If so, you can suck on those. Then I can say; "You eat dog food! Hahahah!"
I am not funny to you? Well,Guess What?
I don't really care.
I really don't care.
Not one single maD bit do I care.
Brrrrrrmmmmmmmmm...sorry. I am piloting a pane.
Kurt: What are you writing on your Laptop Enemigo? You need to get your narrow ass back in here, and pilot this plane, PRONTO!
El Enemigo: Just a second. I am writing a rant.
Kurt: The pressure is becoming unstable at this altitude! I can't hang on much longer! I am to inexperinced!
El Enemigo: I SAID HOLD ON, GODDAMMIT!!!
Now, where were we? Oh! thats right. You want a better comeback, because you think that last one sucked. Let me tell you; I totally agree. It sucked Donkey balls, wait! Thats a good one! You can suck Donkey Balls! Survey says...that sucked. Damn.
How about this? Your so ugly...you make my EYES close on sight! Damn. That suck,and blew at the same time.
Dude, this is a good one...You are soooo ugly, the Elephant Man has nothing on you! Damn! whats wrong with me today?!
Kurt: Enemigo! Theres not much time left! For God's Sakes, PLEASE?! I have a wife and two children!
El Enemigo:Shut up and pilot!
I guess you were right, your mum goes to college. I should really retire, I suppose. Wait, Wait! Your mom is sooooo old, she used to gang bang with the Israelites! Oh damn, just forget...-
( THE PLANE CRASHES INTO THE NEW TWIN TOWERS )
BUT THE SPIRIT OF ENEMIGO LIVES ON...
SHUT UP CHRISTOPHER!!!! YOU LOUSY NIGGER!!!!!
How dare you disturb the dead angry....SHUT DOWN. YOU LOUSY JEW BASTARD.
Stop me if I'm wrong, but I believe I asked that your comebacks be witty.
However, you seem incapeable of wandering to anywhere but the realm of "yo momma"s, "you're so ugly that..."s, and "suck (insert self/miscelaneous animal's) balls"s.
It seems your quick-thinking snappy comebacks have NO end. Perhaps that's becuase your level of wit seems never to have progressed beyond the maturity level of "five-year-old-child-whose-only-form-of-defense-in-the-playground-are-quips-that-he-learned-from-some-lame-movie-involving-adam-sandler-or-rob-schneider".
OK, here's what it is:
paris is famous for having brown eyes but wearing very, very blue contacts all the time. i think in the first picture she is sans contact lenses. as for the rest of the pictures, the dark lipstick is very different to her usual pale gloss motherload, and it changes her face.
your mum goes to college, I totally agree. I even said so in the last post, I said I AGREE. Are you blind?
Yes well, it's hard to take your "agreeing with me" seriously when the rest of your post is riddled with your aforementioned comebacks.
Perhaps I am not getting the tone you were trying to get across.
I don't think this is not Parisite. I think it is an impersonator she hired. Do a google images search and a side-by-side comparison. The nose and face look completely different. Not to mention the hair, unless she's going for that fried hair look. She's probably there doing work (hence the pictures with Mommy and Daddy), but in these pictures it doesn't appear to be her. Either this is an impersonator or she's had A LOT of work done, which I doubt as this isn't really an improvement over her old looks.
Oops...I made a fool of myself. The first line should be: "I don't think this is Parasite." Bad double negatives, bad!
The one in gypsy dress and black dress definately looks like her Mom hopefully that is her and she can get rid of the cleo eyeliner and she would be looking much more refined and grown up. The bottom pics sooo an imposter that wig is showing from here the part at the front is just not natural and the strawlikeness is not looking good.
The big one Yikes on the hook nose not sure on that but I think if PH saw that in the mirror with all the hours upon hours she looks at her self in mirrors it would have been cut off - Imposter
The black and white looks like her so I'll give a hesitant That's her.
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