— Mon, Apr 16, 2007 —

Hey, babe, sorry I've gotta be the one to tell you this, but spotty and brown with orange skin is the way people should describe irregular stools, not looks.

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No. 1
kelli says:

yikes! this just reaffirms my decision to stay pasty.

April 16, 2007 12:40 PM
No. 2
deimos says:

Ok, it's offical...i heart you cord. this made me laugh for an hour!

April 16, 2007 12:57 PM
No. 3
angie says:

she looks like Kim Cattrall (not a compliment at the age of 25 or whatever)

April 16, 2007 12:57 PM
No. 4
KandyKane says:

This old bitch is really starting to look just .... OLD. Someone needs to tell this pushing-30-byatch to act her age ... sideways cum-fuck-me looks don't work on duck beaked hosebags.

April 16, 2007 2:35 PM
No. 5
em says:

Hahahaha...irregular stools. (OK, OK, I'm like a 5-year-old with my sense of humor. Fine.)

April 16, 2007 2:39 PM
No. 6
Alix says:

OUCH!

April 16, 2007 2:41 PM
No. 7
cauca bitch says:

DAYYY-UMMM!!!

She looks like SHIT! literally. Just nasty, nasty, nasty.

April 16, 2007 2:49 PM
No. 8
Pecarrie says:

=0

April 16, 2007 3:03 PM
No. 9
CrankmeUP says:

EW, EW and MORE EW. She's SOOoooooooo freakin' nasty....WHY oh WHY did I make myself look at her..I just threw up in my mouth

April 16, 2007 3:11 PM
No. 10
ThatWeirdChick says:

No. 4: "duck beaked hosebags"

Woooohhhahahahaaaaa!!!!

April 16, 2007 3:24 PM
No. 11
Kellie says:

Wow you make nigga comments and then make your self look like this. So who is confused Paris me or you? And by the way you look awful!!

April 16, 2007 3:37 PM
No. 12
Jess says:

Please tell me that in one of those pics her sad sorry f*ck of the month has that tanning sh*t on his nose. Like he went in for a kiss and came out with it all over him. Classic!

April 16, 2007 4:09 PM
No. 13
kinkadoo says:

She looks pregnant in the full shot pictures.

April 16, 2007 4:20 PM
No. 14
jamie says:

she just plain looks like shit

April 16, 2007 4:35 PM
No. 15
randi says:

spray tan gone WRONG and all up in her hairline...doesn't she have someone to make sure she doesn't leave the house like that???

April 16, 2007 5:29 PM
No. 16
danielle says:

As an African American,all I can say is that I knew the girl was racist, but wearing "black face" is taking it too far !
Ok, not really, but she looks ridiculous.

April 16, 2007 7:11 PM
No. 17
audrey says:

Hmmm do you think she over tanned cause she knows she's done?
That is one craptastic looking bitch! Now make her go away.

April 16, 2007 8:20 PM
No. 18
karina says:

she luks ugly...ewww...i dont know why she is trying to hide her natural color..shes just gotta face it that she is white and nothing will change that..not even a tan,especially not a bad one.

April 16, 2007 10:11 PM
No. 19
Can't Stand This Foolish Skank!! says:

YES!!!!

It's finally official = no one gives a shit about this used up, racist, fake hag.

Begone, Penis Hilton! Go do something useful, and stop subjecting the public to your hateful WONKINESS!

April 16, 2007 10:21 PM
No. 20
gerard Vandenberg says:

There is really nothing severe damaged miss Hilton and almost everyone freaks out, once in a while. Your new looks are great so take it easy and take a SISI!

April 16, 2007 11:44 PM
No. 21
celia says:

Popsugar ran a pix of her huge unsprayed feet. even nastier.

April 16, 2007 11:48 PM
No. 22
Alycia says:

OMG Jess - I think you're right, it looks like her makeup rubbed off onto his nose!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

April 17, 2007 2:47 AM
No. 23
whatever says:

toasted and sluty as ever.

April 17, 2007 3:29 AM
No. 24
Ednonymous says:

I just threw up a litt... er ... *hack* I just projectiled... EEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

April 17, 2007 4:27 AM
No. 25
Monkey says:

She's not so bad if you don't have to look at her, be with her, talk to her or be around her. .. .

www.speedmonkey.net

April 17, 2007 3:22 PM


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