— Mon, Jan 15, 2007 —

In honor of the one-year anniversary of the world's first partial face transplant, Freaking News is having a contest in which nerds with free time can give Photoshop face transplants to famous faces. The whole thing's pretty weird, but even weirder is that, after a bad day and several drinks, I probably wouldn't immediately rule out the Paris/Jessica Frankenstein thing if it was hitting on me at closing time. I've got a feeling another crowd favorite is probably gonna be the cute-ass-pirate meld of Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp. Do you think they're gross?


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No. 1
bluesuze says:

Is the Keira Knightly and Natlie Portman???


January 15, 2007 3:25 PM
No. 2
amandak says:

At least Paris' wonky eye is not present.....

January 15, 2007 4:05 PM
No. 3
Used to Love Her says:

Jessica looks better. It looks more like Jessica. Even though they used a pic of Paris cause I think I recognize the dress and hair-do. I THINK. Don't quote me. I'm pretty sure that started as Paris. Makes Jessica look really good, Skinny and Paris look ALOT better. Especially in the nose. I like it, even with the different color/size eyes. HA HA

January 15, 2007 4:47 PM
No. 4
Alisa says:

If I stare at it long enough, it starts to look like Nick Lachey, LOL...

January 15, 2007 5:13 PM
No. 5
Cassie says:

Yeah that's deff Keira and Natalie.

January 15, 2007 5:59 PM
No. 6
WTF says:

That is some scary shit.

January 15, 2007 6:20 PM
No. 7
lola says:

holy crap, that's so scary!

January 15, 2007 7:03 PM
No. 8
Elaine says:

That picture of Paris/Jessica looks like Paris got punched in the mouth and forgot a contact.

January 15, 2007 7:42 PM
No. 9
Sarah says:

That one of Natalie and Keira is really pretty! Of course they are both gorgeous to begin with...

January 15, 2007 11:02 PM
No. 10
Nicole says:

Keira and Natalie already look identical anyway.

January 16, 2007 2:39 AM

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