Uh oh! Turns out that Ralph Fiennes might actually have banged a stewardess in airplane bathroom while on a charity tour. Perhaps wild allegations can be true:
Ralph Fiennes has been dumped by his girlfriend for being "sex obsessed" amid allegations that he had an amorous encounter with an air hostess in a toilet on a long-haul flight.
Statuesque Dublin-based interior designer Sirin Lewenden has ended her five-month romance with the double Oscar-nominated star citing his "wandering eye", "moodiness" and "constant demands for sex".
To be sure, his g/f dumped him a few days before he took the fateful flight, so maybe he was just blowing off some steam by having cheap, NSA, meaningless sex.
Ralphy, next time consult Craigslist. Casual Encounters should get you through the night.
Eww...his gf was A LOT prettier than that flight attendent! Shes icky. I'm glad his ass got dumped!
I've never cared for him.
The stewardess denies that they had sex. So unless someone did a vaginal swab, we'll never know. Ewww
No harm no foul.
She obviously couldn't keep up.
Is "statuesque" the new catch phrase for "bearing a large face with an ample chin area?" What do you call someone with droopy boobs? "Willowy?"
Sorry Stewardess, but I'm just saying...
That is a lot of Lenochin. I'm hoping the hair and makeup are because the picture was taken at least 18 years ago.
Was she a flight attendant on a time travel vessel nonstop to 1991?
I could care less if they had sex right in the middle of a Pay-Less shoe store, this is not news. Cord, do you chose what stories you want to publish, or does Dave do that for you? Because Molly always had something good to talk about when she was around here. Not that I am criticizing you or anything, just wondering.
Wait. Cumba, are you telling me that there's a possibility of me having Ralph Fiennes AND Payless in one shot?
Oh believe me. That's welcome news. C'mon, it's BOGO TIME!!
Sounds like the definition of criticizing, but I'm OK with that. I choose the stories.
Why do celebrity men inevitably cheat on their pretty sig others with fugly types? Why do they always, always, always trade down?
But I'll take Joseph Fiennes, thankyouverymuch. Sitting through "The English Patient" just about did me in.
(And yes, I DID like "The Great Raid" and "Shakespeare in Love.")
Well, I like a lot of your stories. And I like the way you present them. If I didn't I would not spend so much time here.
Ewwww...she had toilet sex with VOLDERMORT!!!!
Sex in the tiolet is not my thing. That said, but I'd do him.
Somehow, Ralph Fiennes being a COMPLETE sex addict, does NOT come as a complete shock to me. Those Englishmen sure are horny: Hugh Grant, Jude Law, and now, Ralph Fiennes!
The Englishmen are horndogs because they're a sexually repressed lot. They bust out and do weird shit, like screwing a stewardess (pardonne, flight attendant) with Jay Leno chin. It's almost always with women less attractive than their wives...that's good, because it means they don't discriminate!
But I do think Ralphy is a much better actor than his no-talent brother, Joseph. Shakespear in Love made me want to fucking puke.
Ralph Fiennes isn't aging very well, and he's probably trying to get a few random screws in before his looks completely decline.
Joseph Fiennes is hotness though.
I wouldn't throw either of the Fiennes brothers out for reading Shakespeare in bed.
So, Ralph Fiennes is a obsessed with sex??
God, I am so hot right now
What does "NSA" sex mean? Ive heard this before and i must know!
No Strings Attached.
Naw, NSA sex is like... FBI sex, or CIA sex.
Mmm. Man from Uncle sex.
Ralph Fiennes banged Jay Leno's sister?
I stand corrected, she now admits to doing him not only in the loo but in a hotel later.
Cord, stop responding to people. It's an unwritten rule in blogging that you don't respond to the readers. It makes you look sad. "I choose the stories". You DO??? So unnecessary.
Over it. I miss Molly. I'm not checking for your stupid posts anymore. Waste of time, just like your responses!
"Unwritten rule in blogging?" Please. That rule book must be, like, five minutes old. At this stage in blogging, I don't think any rules are set in stone.
Kim, shut your mizzzy mouth. I like Cord's new style. And it does not make him look sad, it makes you look sad to be so intense with your whinning.
And Molly is just around the corner...
Rumer Willis called and wants her chin back.
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