— Fri, Jun 30, 2006 —

Oh man, what I wouldn't give to be in Southern California today to attend "Tom Cruise Night" at a minor league baseball stadium. I've been meaning to start a bobblehead collection and what better way than with the "bobble-couch" pictured here rightfully atop a marble stand. Hopefully one of the fans who gets this collectable will be kind enough to send it to the Cruise compound. Tom does seem to have a good sense of humor about these things.

The Lake Elsinore Storm will take on the High Desert Mavericks in what should be a raucous good time for everyone...other than the unlucky Scientologist season ticket holders. The Storm's website has this to say of the event:

For years, the bobblehead has been the definitive giveaway at ballparks across the country. On Friday, June 30th, the Lake Elsinore Storm and Coca-Cola will introduce a whole new twist on the "bobble" theme with the Tom Cruise bobble-couch! Just when it seems like the whole world is against the Hollywood mega-star, the Lake Elsinore Storm offers their salute to Tom???s bizarre behavior, and has planned an entire evening in his honor.

In addition to the bobble-couch giveaway to the first 1,500 fans, the Storm has planned several Tom Cruise themed events and activities throughout the night. In tribute to the recent silent birth of TomKat baby, Suri, there will be a completely ???Silent Inning???, where no batters will be announced, no music played, and the fans will be encouraged to ???be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable???. Other planned activities will include a couch jumping contest, a Scientology information and sign-up booth, as well as a look back at Cruise???s career in film and tabloids.

I might just have to celebrate Tom Cruise Night in spite of not being able to attend the event. In fact, I think we all should. My party will include less actual Scientology sign-ups and more glibness and psychiatric drugs. Oooh, and a fake pregnant belly. Definitely a fake pregnant belly.

Clearly I've got some planning to do.

I'll be sure to let you know how it goes as I will be MollyGooding lightly all weekend long. So take a break from your substance blurred festivities and stop by. You probably don't like your friends and family all that much anyway and I always think you're funny when you're drunk.

Kisses and Bud Heavy (or Canada Day Molsens for our friends up north),

PS- Really I just want someone to make a series of starlet bobbleheads.

[Source, via LAT via Defamer]

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Eureka! I thing you've got it! Starlets would make perfect bobble-heads! Big ol empty heads and itty bitty bodies!

said: Vikingwench on June 30, 2006 05:01 PM

DRAT! Why does Lake Elsinore have to be so far from LA. I want one of those. I need one of those. I wish I knew exactly where Lake Elsinore was in relation to LA... It's about 2 hours until game time - assuming they play at night.

said: Rachel on June 30, 2006 08:14 PM

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