I'm surprised someone hasn't killed his useless ass yet. Screech has made Dustin a bitter man.

I would have expected this near Times Square but the Lincoln Center!? Oh the humanity. Lisa Turtle where are you?

Wasn't she on, The Young And The Restless?

Zach and Slater would never do anything like that. Belding might.

Jesse would, but only when she's studying really hard for a test and ends up OD'ing and singing badly.

I could see her spitting out of a minivan during an "episode".

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it!" I never thought my first lesson on uppers would come from Saved by the Bell.

I have a sudden urge to tear the collar off a sweatshirt and watch Showgirls.

I remember that one well. It was a, Very Special Episode. I was so touched I went right out and got high. True story.

Dustin Diamond is a loser

I prefer believing the rumor that was going around a few months ago that he fell off a cliff in New Zealand whilst shooting a month and died was true.

Danny Bonaduce should toss Screech over his shoulders too!

*crickets* I got nothing. Poof -be gone, Screech!