Looks like someone didn't get the neutral colors memo, Janet.

Last night all these fashion-conscious beauties played it lame, I mean safe, at the Council of Fashion Designers of America (CFDA) Awards. Maybe they're just so sick of being noticed that they wanted to camoflauge into the backdrop. If so, success! Even Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan, whose red carpet photos from the event were posted here earlier, stayed away from colors (though not from daring cuts and styles). If these dresses are any indication, I assume the event was as fun as a barrel of monkeys.

On another note, doesn't Scarlett Johansson look like Geena Davis in this picture, and not in a particularly good way? Yikes.