Bros Before Hos

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This is not going to help Chace Crawford ward off those gay rumors: The Gossip Girl star has reportedly broken up with beard Carrie Underwood.

Sources are offering every reason possible for the breakup — other than Chace’s maybe-boyfriend JC Chasez.

First excuse: Chace does not have enough time, what with Gossip Girl resuming in NYC. Second excuse: Carrie does not have enough time, as she wants to focus on her career.

The third excuse, however, is the most creative:

Carrie saw how cute Tony [Romo] and Jessica [Simpson] are and wanted a relationship like that. She’s a hopeless romantic and likes being close with the person she’s with.

Next time you try to come up with a believable excuse for a breakup, here’s a tip: Don’t mention “cute” in the same sentence as the Tony/Jessica relationship.

[Source]

Mar 25, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 3 Responses
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Comments (3)

No. 1 Tompkins says:

How about the excuse the Chace dumped her ass!

Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm
No. 2 Amanda says:

…and we know why…because she is boring as hell!

Tony and Jessica are cute. What you gonna do about it!

Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 4:06 pm
No. 3 YerMom says:

Riiiight, Carrie is jealous of Jessica’s relationship. Nick probably is too, and that bitch Vanessa. GOD I WISH I COULD BE JESSICA SIMPSON.

Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 9:41 pm
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