For all three people who subject themselves to A Shot at Chlamydia with Tila Tequila every week, you might remember Chad, the same guy who was recently quoted in our prestigious Reality Bytes for his eloquent speech against gay marriage.

Well, Chad got himself into a little trouble on the show this week when he headbutted a fellow contestant, followed by a couple extra punches in the face for good measure. Naturally, he has taken to his MySpace to clear the air with what will surely be looked back upon as one of the century's greatest essays.

note that everyone was holding me back. i let him know it was on but i left the room to try to cool down. he came back after me, getting in my face and he's taller and fatter than me so i felt threatened… headbutting isn't cheap when you're being restrained and a big ass meat head is in your face. i might say that first shot was self defense… i felt like he would be the kind of guy to hit a motherf–ker while his hands were held. cuz THAT's the kind of guy bo is. the other two hits were icing on the cake.

on another note, i have to comment on all the stupid ass people who think a shot at love is REAL!!! i mean really?? really?? everyone on tv, on any "reality" show, is there for the cameras. NOT to find love or have a "shot" with Tila Tequila… i f–ked hotter bitches when i was twelve… enjoy the rest of the season…right…like you'll be watching. i mean, what's the point now?! yawn…she's boring.