Will Stand and Give Peace Signs for Bentleys
Paris Hilton is now shilling for Rich Prosecco, an easily portable canned champagne. It’s the most fitting product she has ever endorsed.
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who the hell drinks canned champagne? that’s just nasty, it figures paris would like it though.
With posing like that, she would never make it on ANTM. The face, the arms, the eyes THE HANDS - Worst.spokeswhore.evar! I bet she could palm a basketball though. Regulation size.
4 bucks chuck sounds more platable than this swill.
She was doing this in Europe a while ago. She was in some European country (can’t remember right now), and wanted to arrive by helicopter to the event. The government waived some environmental considerations to let her do it.
Oh forgive me, but I would try it. Come on, it’s
ALCOHOL.
See how it fits in the palm of her hand. It might fit nicely into my purse. Or more honestly, two or three will. Those cans of beer are pretty round and big. However, I DO love the taste of beer. Let’s see how this tastes, verses the buzz.
ewwwww that has to taste nasty. Kinda like wine in a box. Just doesn’t have the flavor a bottle would keep.
I would rather drink Pabst Blue Ribbon than that canned champagne.
I agree qc. You(I) could put those in your purse and do some drunk Christmas shopping. They would have to stay cold though. Warm champagne is awful. I know someone needs to invent a cooler that looks like a purse. I’m gonna get on that!
Calling that “piss in a can” Champagne, is like calling Robbie Williams Morrissey.
“Will Stand and Give Peace Signs for Bentleys”
this is the best way I’ve ever heard her so-called marketing abiities described.
you know she shoved that can up her ass right after she took the picture that disgusting skank
It’s like gold plated Red Bull. Why haven’t they created alcoholic Red Bull? Shit, I just gave away my million dollar idea. Screwed again.
actually, David, it didn’t even cross my mind.
If you’re gonna gold-plate something, juju, shouldn’t it be your famous tom-ba juice?
If you’re gonna gold-plate something, juju, shouldn’t it be your famous tom-ba juice?
juju, if you’re going to be gold-plating anything shouldn’t it be your world famous tom-ba juice?
Wow, I really meant that….
I thought the first one was lost in the ether, but I guess it found its way.
it’s really tasty!I like rich prosecco and can say that it is a real party drink!And paris is a good girl!