Great Mistakes
Ha! In a case of mistaken career, Dita Von Teese, the woman who strips for a living but gets pissed if you call her a stripper, was asked by Prince Charles to perform for his son, Prince Harry, at Harry's birthday party in September.
Charles unwittingly hired the stripper after they met at the Cartier International Polo Tournament and she told him she was a "dancer," forgetting to add that her routine closes with her breasts slick with soapy water and topped by glittery pasties. Oh, won't the Queen be pleased!
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the Queens been entertained by the guy that fart's songs. (true story) I dont think she'll mind this.
Dita, the Peephole's Princess
We are talking about Harry, not William here - I think Charlie-boy knew exactly who he was hiring and what the nature of the event would be…
rofl killorn you are on a roll
I am sorry but Prince Harry is one of my weaknesses. Besides the fact he is probably 5 years younger than me, and that I am married, I totally thing we are teh soulmate.