aawwww!!! see juju, cord loves you. you asked him to post something about britney and he did.

sending hugs to you common cord!

I can't see the picture or video or whatever due to firewalls, but my general response is "Duh. Did anyone SERIOUSLY hope that she'd go home and ponder??"

Ponder what, ya'll? If only all our mistakes were taken away by the courts. Thank you judicial system!

shit…she's right down the street from where i live……traffic should be fun today.

do you guys think maybe she did this on purpose, the big fight over custody with kevin so she doesnt look lik a total scuz, but then blowing it so he wins. Maybe she knew if she didnt fight he wouldnt want full custoby and she'd get stuck with the kids. what a bitch.

I'm suddenly feeling less flaccid this morning. Too bad for Britney she's as transparent as her invisible underwear.

She forgot to feign some kind of mini breakdown to throw us all off and feel a little sorry for her. She could have waited at least two days to party.

April, have you not been listening to me AT ALL about this? Of course she did it on purpose.

Juju, I predicted yesterday that a feigned public breakdown is in the works. It can't be immediate, she has to feign strength, then a breakdown, then blame the media.

i knwo you thought she wanted to get rid of thekids - its just dawning on me now that she may have had the foresight (although hard to beleive) to fake the custody battle to trick kevin.

She's better get on the ball with that. Every day that goes by Lindsay and Amy gets closer to their next breakdown. Whoever comes in second loses all the freshness. Everybody else is just an imitator.

Y'all I's breakin down on the insiiiiide. Dang! Its like a gurl cain't even get dressed up in her longest shirt and cutest thawng any mores. Y'all don know me! I am unner pressure in stuff. I really miss those kids, um, you know, thang one and two. They get mama her ciggies. Dang!

She'd better get on some clean chonies. YOu know when you break down on the inside like that you get irritable bowels.

Juje: I hear her assistants are carrying a Vera Wang around for that eventuality.

Pants must make her tree trunks chafe. Or break out in a rash from a rare pants allergy. Or something. Is it really so damn hard to put on some pants?

That purse sounds crappy.

I have trouble putting pants on two. I get so tired after I get that first leg in. I just say, screw it. Pants are for losers.

*TOO*

BBB: pants? It seems she can barely manage a top and those boots. There is no way bottoms are coming into play.

I don't think she actually fixed it or faked it, I think she merely didn't put any effort into it so that she could claim that it's not her fault and not voluntarily give up any rights.

Hell, I wish she would just put on one.
On a completely different, unrelated subject…I know it's a bit early, but is anyone serving a ham, or two, for Thanksgiving? I think I'm sticking with turkey this year. I suddenly have no appetite whatsoever for pork.

BBB: I always thought Ham should be reserved for sammers. I like my cuts of meat thicker, and thick ham is just too much. But then again, my fam collectively hates turkey and usually serves duck. I know nosingk!

Where are the other little ones- the dog and the bird? And why the hell can't she have the courtesy to don a pair of leggings once in a while, if she's gonna insist on wearing shirts as dresses?

Maybe Brit reads Mollygood and saw last weeks assing. "Y'all are so smart! Those lil asses y'all drew on herr were so cute!" Not wanting to be 'behind' on the trends, she went out and gave Cord an assing herself.

Anybody ever try one of those, tudurkens? They freak me the hell out but I find them so fascinating.

It's like those little russian dolls except it's meat.

Ass-flashing with her matched set of pink, paper bag luggage! How trashtastic of her!!!!!LOL!

Turduckens are freaking AWESOME. Very rich, but so damn good. But not easy to cook.

I'm sticking with a plain old turkey again this year.

I knew she didn't want the kids! I'm surprised she's not out at Hyde getting trashed on Red Bull and Stoli.

Has anyone ever had a Tofurkey? I've heard it's a turkey-like substance that's made out of tofu. I'm a bit scared, but I've always wanted to try it.

Me personally, I've never had turducken, but it sounds awesome. Where can I get one? I'm certainly not going to attempt to make something like that myself. I tried my hand at making a turkey one time and it was a disaster.

blah: I've tried tofurkey. It taste like cardboard… but worse. *blyuck*

goody now that the kids are going with kevin they can stop drinking coke and doing coke instead. Why doesn't protective services just take the kids and give them to normal people. They are cute I am sure someone would take them.