Remember when we said making Chris Crocker a star would be a great "disservice to his retarded development, allowing him to profit from his absurdity while continuing to avoid reality"? Yeah, well, after the jump, troubling, depressing and completely NSFW proof that we were right.
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stop adding fuel to the chris crocker fire cord. by posting this you become part of the problem not the solution.
with love,
deimos
Hey Chris,
You're wearing the dress wrong.
I like how Bunnie says "already" like Crocker wasn't completely unraveled from the start.
His mistake is that people enjoy seeing people unravel after they've made it big, yadda, yadda.
He's completely missing that part that will make people even care to watch his train jump off the tracks.
Oh, whatever.
He's a total britney or paris — is famous for no reason.
I thin it's hilarious!
What a fucking idiot.
Erica
No, he's just and idot. Britney had a career and Paris makes bad movies and music. He sits in a basement and posts video blogs on you tube. He's a sad little boy and when he's no longer mildly interesting then what?
At least Paris and Britney have the ability to live off what they've made. What's this sad creature going to do?
how can you unravel if you don't have any string?
only in America would a tool like that be followed around by cameras'and people actually give a shit
Awww. When I was a camp counselor, one of the sixth graders tried to wear the same dress. She had no tits either.
Did she also have a tiny penis and razor cuts? I need to go burn my eyes out with hot pokers.
DIE IN A FIRE, CHRIS.
Is it weird that I really like his "hair"?
Not sure where he got the cut, Kitchy, but I'm pretty sure the color is Miss Clairol #47
I'm sure it was either a bad shaving job or he was trying some kind of, do it yourself penis removal.
WTF?
I thought Miss Thing was cute and funny at first.
This has gone waaaay too far. If Miss Thing is gonna flash her penis, she should at least be hung!!!!
I thought it was a wig, actually. *lol*
He could have at least tucked it. I fear he might completely turn me off of the penis. I would never forgive him.
Look, it's Single White Female Impersonator.
it's like a penis, only smaller
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http://geminat.com
Didn't you ask us to collectively turn our backs to this monstrosity? Crock's not the only bipolar one here.
Functional disorder at it's finest/worst.
He does have a cute ass
Chris has got to be outrageous to do something like that. No wonder why Britney Spears dissed him. I mean, if you want to be cool, at least have some undergarments on. It's kind of depressing to show yourself off just to get attention. If you want to show off your dick, go pose for Playgirl, or if your preferences are different, pose for Freshmen. Either way, you're selling yourself off.
actually, his penis is not that small…. It is soft, and when soft, how dang big does a penis have to be? look, he may be disturbed, but why perpetuate the whole "small penis" lie we do against every…… guy….. we dislike?
lets be honest….. his penis isn't small. it's soft…. so?
LOVE YOU CHRIS!!!!
This guy doesn't deserve this attention, he deserved some good psychiatric help.
psst Thats one tiny penis!!!
It's not small you stupid spoiled whore.
thats hot. (= chris crocker is officialy the mans. and you tools are haters. seriously this guy will not ever get old. hes halarious, makes good points, yada yadda yaddda, i could go on for days,hey crocker i love the penis hahaa. but ummm for all you crockerwannabehattters, bitch please and leave chris alone!
No. 28 Mr.WHITEMAN says:
It’s not small you stupid spoiled whore.
ahahahahha Mr. WHITEMAN LOL
I'm white and… it's tiny… I mean his penis, not mine ;) lol
You go Chris!!!! These haters are just jealous! I love you honey. Alwyas have! Aunt Amy