But who should I contact if I want to vote for killing him in the face?

just send an email to cord, he'll kill chris in the face for you.

It can be a two fer. I can ask to kill him in the face and bribe him for a commie. I wonder if topless pics would help or hurt?

i'm not sure cord can be bought off with titties, he's all moral and crap. you'd be better off baking him some cookies or making him dinner.

If it involved cooking then I'm really screwed. I'll have to rely on take out.

juju, do like in Mrs. Doubtfire. Order take out and place it out as if you cooked it yourself.

This is the only time I believe in muting Freedom of Speech. Can we nominate him for the Thunderdome, as well?

Yes, he can fight the winner of the Beyonce/Kanye West, battle. That winner will go on to fight Osama Lufti. Watch out Chris Crocker, because he'll drug your ass. Thunderdome; Battle of the Fame Whores.

That will be a Battle Royale of epic proportions. Can't wait!

I'll start bedazzling the tanks and t-shirts. I should probably work in some giant pointer fingers. I love those.

I love where you're going with this, juju. Can I put in an order for Bedazzled Ray Bans?

i'd like a pair of those! (the ray bans, not your titties, juju.)

I love how he says that YouTube doesn't support him because I tried clicking on the video, and it was taken down by YouTube! Oh fantastic! What a giant kick in the balls (that are tucked of course).