Mmmmmmmm, boobiecakes. I prefer them to vagina or shame cakes.

OK, I love boobs, too. Sometimes, I actually kiss mine goodnight. I'm spellbound by breasts. Shut up. And everytime someone buys me a bouquet, I pick off the petals and put them in my bra.

pssst… Chris I hate to break it to you but even gay guys and most straight girls like boobs.

I think boobs are universally loveable.

I can't decide who's crazier, Gwyneth or Chris. I call it a tie.

That's funny that he's married to flat chested Gwyneth Paltrow!!

One only needs to look back to her in her pink Oscar gown to know that he didn't marry Gwyneth for her breasts.

If I had one dollar for every time,…

I just want to say, that for every time I had some thoughts about my delicious, sweet man I was involved with, had some inner questions about, and was relieved that he liked the boobies, and thought "see that proves that he…"

And later on here I was throwing a "coming out party"…but always had a good friend for life….

If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me, I would be able to buy Donald Trump, and make him get a makeover. I just can't stand that combover.

If you married a man who wasn't sure he wasn't straight, you must have a great sex life. Leads you to wonder if the stories of Gwennie being fridgid are true. Gwen's mother called Chris Martin a mean rat faced man, but a good father. I predict a divorce in a year.

Rat faced son in laws suck, says blythe danner.

Um…. ha ha Do I know you? How'd me and my birthday cake end up on your site?

And on the boobies note… Um, if he realized that he loves boobies and good god don't we all… Then why did he marry Gwenyth Paltrow? ha