gee, that sure is a nice wrinkle free forehead, i mean FIVEhead! that thing is HUGE!

That's the expression that's been frozen on his face since he did Heathers.

You're right Kitch. I used to have a big time crush on him back in his Gleaming the Cube days.

Memories, misty water colored memories of the way he was.

He only has two expressions.

1. Surprised! (see above)
2. Sneering! (see above)

But that pretty much expresses all life's emotions, so he's good to go.

He looks like someone around him has really awful BO and he's trying to be nice about it.

His forehead looks like my son's butt cheek.

Someone aught to knock on that melon and see how ripe it is.

slater's face is almost as bad as his voice.

He looks like the real life version of one of those portraits you would get at the beach. He's just missing the tennis raquet beach ball. It looks like he may also be sporting a Travolta wig. I'm not sure if it's worse to have a Travolta or Bret Michaels wig? We should vote on that.

i'd rather have a bret michael's wig because at least you get a bandana to cover up the patch work.

That's true. And for a variation you can put on a cowboy hat. Or if it's black tie than just add your furry hat.

Has he always had beady eyes? He is looking like the lion woman.

I loved untamed heart. It made me cry and damn it I love that.

I think this picture effectivly killed off one of my long-standing crushes. Oh man! I will have to deprogram with 24 hours of Heathers. Maybe some Untamed Heart.

I don't remember Christian Slater having such a large forehead-to-face ratio. It's like his eyes, nose and mouth are running away from that thing.

i seriously thought that someone had distorted his face using photoshop or whatever the kids use today.

although i just watched pump up the volume last week, i may have to watch it again just to scrub my brain of this image.

'tis a pity. there was a time i thought about letting him fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

F me gently
f me slowly
Take it easy
dont you know
that I have never
been f-d
like this before.

Sorry, that was awful dirty, what can I say. I'm bored tonight.