I'm sorry what? I dozed off.
Everyone is bored compared to Britney.

I don't think you can getting any nicer than that .Pretty , talented ,susessful, she has it all as far as I can see

getting–= get

Chelsea, I agree with you on this one. If only she didn't wear so much make-up… I dont' get it. She's a pretty girl. Stop caking it on…

True story. She needs to stop with all the eye gunk and red lipstick. She looks great with light eyes and pale pink lips. You'd think knowing that every make up artist for every photo shoot you do, does you up in soft colours to get a clue.

Ellen cracks me up.

She's very uncharismatic….

When do you think people will realize that ALL these celebrities are dull and boring? Makes me want to shut off the TV and go back to reading Classics from Literature. You know, Jane Austen, the Bronte Sisters, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway……
Even PBS is looking better and better.

I always liked her more than Britney - she can sing, she was always a 'ho, dressed on the fringe and had a hard time as a kid. I never really liked her music, but I my younger sister that Christina was better than Britney and to buy her stuff if she was going to buy that crap at all. I feel validated that she is doing so well. I can call 'em people!

I heart Ellen.

I wish my boobs would have been that perky after I gave birth. They were that big, but not that uplifted, that's for sure. Clearly, I need to fire my stylist.

I would think she had the help of a master push up bra with that one… or two.

She seems nice enough. But…is that what nursing boobs look like? My friends have had babies but they didn't wear dresses like that while nursing - hers look so shiny and ready to explode! Gosh, it looks painful even!

the word on the set is ellen ask for a taste now that's sick

I just gave birth last Thursday and I can tell you I am not wearing that kind of outfit any time soon. It is making my nipples hurt just looking at her. On a side note - I love my new baby to death, but she is seriously cuting into my Mollygood time. You would think she would want to make her mother happy.
I better get used to the disrespect.

Congrats Payter! That is wonderful news. How long before you can train her to bring you a beer and an ice-cold glass?

I can't even believe I'm saying this, but…. I've read interviews where she's addressed the "whore" makeup she wears and her rationale is that, that's the mask or her mcdonald's uniform, if you will. That's when she's being "Christina Aguiwhatever" the pop singer/star/breast and if all it takes is some caked on make-up to keep her from being 7 shades of crazy or attention whorey, ala hilton and spears, then cake it on sister, cake. it. on. Also, more "stars" should adopt this 9-5 celebrity mentality.

Lisa: I was going to say when she can hold her head up, but, okay, maybe I will give her til she can crawl. I can probably convince her more if I start adding beer into my diet now. Let her get a taste of the nectar in her milk…

Is it easier to breastfeed when the implants are on top of the muscle?

awww, welcome little payter jr. The sooner the better. You don't want them getting all comfortable. I'm surprised she can wear this outfit without squirting. I hope I gross all the dudes out with that one. YES, they squirt.

Congratulations Payter!! Give baby a kiss for me.

what race is she? is orange a new race?

Amen bkN00b AMEN!!!! but that shit on with a like calk if that's what you need to do!

Congratulations Payter!! Don't worry, she'll sleep ALL THE TIME right now so maybe it will not cut into much of your Mollygood time……

Congrats Payter! Is this your first? And you can go on Mollygood at the one, 3, 5, etc. feedings. Haven't you learned to breastfeed and type at the same time yet?

hahah, EsquaredMom, I got so good at doing that when I was on maternity leave. I swear I can type faster with one hand instead of two after that……

Ok, I have had a beer. I will be honest. I have listened to this clip about eleventy bazillion times

(stole that from stopthemadness-genius, by the way)

I still don't know what was said.

I am a very old heterosexual woman, but Christina's big boobies filled to the brim with milk have been hypnotizing me.

Good for Ellen for staying on track. She is a true professional.

At least she gave up that stupid chola accent. That just bugged the crap out of me.