loves it! then i'm partial to that silly little street walking clown with the great voice.

then again*

and you know what wordpress? if you tell me to slow down one more time, i'm going to get very angry and not do a goddamn thing about it.

Her head looks mighty little in relation to that skirt and those boobs. Maybe she should go down a size on the implants.

I like me some Christina. She has an amazing voice, but she needs to lay off the red lipstick.

and she's moved on to burgundy. i'd like to see her in a more natural shade for once.

It's nice and I love that skirt. And whenever wordpress tells me to slow down I go into a rage and randomly shank someone. It makes me feel better.

F wordpress . Who the hell are they to tell us to slow down?

i don't get the husband….he must be super sweet or have a huge dick….because he is not equally attractive to Christina….in fact, poor thing is kinda ug.

huge cock, B.

(i really wanted to say "huge cock, b")

B, I think in one of her songs (Candyman?) she references the size of his penis. :)

Anyone remember a while back when some pictures surfaced of Christina wearing a cute shade of light pink lipstick? She was so pretty!!!

I like Christina, I really do. She's one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

But her body is like an Escher drawing. It just doesn't make sense to me.

SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL

SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL MY DICK JUST DID A BLACKFLIP IN CELEBRATION

Why so excited, LDKD?

I have no dick but my vagina just did the wave.

i just peed a little.

Yeah, I don't either. I tried to get my vagina to do the wave, but my clit gave me the finger and said "I wish someone would finally give me the finger."

We can't take your vagina anywhere.

My vagina never has anyone come over, either. So lonely.

well played, ilnaz.

well played indeed.

My vagina wears a uniform. I disguise it as a gopher and it's pretty hot.

That gown is totally "Scarlet O'Hara meets the 21st century." I would wear it to a party or something.

You couldn't find anything bad to say about this photo? I mean, props for canning the red lipstick (Yeah, I know. I just said 'props'. Get over it.) but I didn't realize we were still doing the see-through-wife-beater thing. SJP did that on Sex and the City like a decade ago and I thought that was the end of it. If you (and by you I mean XTina, Macy's, the photographer, or members of the general public who do this) don't know how to compliment a skirt like that, don't effing wear it.

So, you dont like the tank top Chelsea. Noted.

Christina has an amazing voice and I think she looks very pretty in this picture. Like many of the other posters here I would like to see her with less makeup on and really see her true beauty.

She must be on stilts or standing on a box. No way are her legs that long

Actually, her legs are surprisingly long for someone of her height.