HE NOT GAY U ALL JUST SPREDDING MISTRUTHS N JELUS I SAW HIM LIVE HE NOT GAY OK! HOT MAMA FOR CLAY WOO! LOVE YOU CLAY! LOVE MRS. AIKEN!

I guess I don't understand why Cord is so excited about this news. I must be missing something because I thought it was already pretty common knowledge. Maybe to see all the Claymates have breakdowns?

Or to have one of those posts that keeps on going?

Hmm. Sort of like finding out Liberace was gay.

Is this really news? Kelly Ripa's gotta be all like " I fucking knew it"

WHEN HE SING HE BEUTIFUL SOUL, I KNOW I BE THEIR! SO HE DONT LIKE DEGARMO THAT DON'T MAKE HIM GAY GOD! THAT UGLY BABE NO HIS!!!!! HEAR ME NOW!

is claymate real or being facetious?

Hahahaha, I think the reaction was awesome. I was just last weekend explaining/defending Clay's "asexual" claims while talking with the bf. Finally, someone making me look stupid in front of the bf. That never happens.

He's GAY?! OMG! Whodah thunk. all that machismo wasted. It can't be possible. He's more manly than Burt Reynolds! Oh Man!

So what… we are way to involved in these peoples lives. He is a good singer… does it really matter if he is gay or not? So he did not want anyone to know.. or at least confirm it. He seems like a great guy. So sad that we still in 2008 have this hang up on outing people.

if you have to use a turkey baster to knock up a girl you are probably gay.

It's not about outing people, it's about him finally embracing who he is. And Shutup!!–if you don't like gossip, why exactly are you reading a gossip site my friend?

i guess all i can really say about this is DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why is it when it is obvious somebody is gay, is it big news when they finally admit it??

And in other breaking news, the earth revolves around the sun.

Back to you, Whittle.

The earth is the center of the universe and god created it in 7 days - just ask Sarah Palin.

so do a majority of claymates think that gay folk can be "cured" of their gayness?

What's up with People getting all the gay scoop? Seriously, they have a homonopoly.

As if that picture wasn't proof enough.

I'm calling bullshit on Claymate. Shutup!! is the only real Claymate here. I'll stake my Froot Loops on it.

Trauma centers for Claymates are being set up at Baskin Robbins locations nationwide.

There's also a 24-hour help line with specially trained counselors on staff: 1-888-GAY-CLAY

No. 6. You just KNOW Kelly is running to the Dr. for an HIV test.

Killorn, I need to find ways to incorporate "homonopoly" into conversations from now on…

Thanks for the info, poo. I was seriously going into some sort of seizure and your valuable advice saved me from a potentially deadly outcome!

john - LOL…she's such an idiot. Anyhoo…Good for Clay! He's a good guy and I'm sure a great weight has been lifted from his shoulders. More importantly, maybe some of his more conservative fans will think differently of gay people now. I think that's why Cord might be a little excited.

sugar and poo! for the tie!

sugar vs. poo: THUNDERDOME!

i love that cord was so excited about it.

ha!

i done knew this fool was gay from the first moment i seent him on AI:2 auditions.

that's right bitchez. i watched that whole season.

and really, why must people "defend" his gayness. "he seems like such a good person and he's a great singer."

yes, but he's THE GAY! which we all know means he cannot be a good person or a good singer.

"i saw him live." hilarious. what on earth does that have to do anything? oh i get it- because everyone knows that gays are the undead! their insides are on the outside! they have red beady eyes! that shoot lasers!

LASER GAYS!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!

(no not to heidi montag's house, whittle whitney little.)

OK.

I have to say this.

You have no idea how I've held back, trying to be considerate and open-minded. But this has baffled me too hard for too long. Yes I'm baffled, I'm baffled hard. Listen up.

IF: You are not interested in sex with women.
AND: You want a child.
AND: You feel financially, emotionally, and mentally prepared to raise a child with a woman you do not desire sexually.
AND: In vitro is hella overpriced and complicated.
AND: You are Clay Aiken.

THEN: GET OVER IT AND HAVE THE SEX WITH THE LADY. FIND A FREAKING WAY. HAVE THE SEX.

I thank you.
And now, I must go weep for this child.

i say just make the lady shoot up the sperm straight into her veins. you know. like heroin.

it totally works.

To be honest, he always struck me as being asexual. Like an amoeba or a paramecium. Without, uh, flagella.

his vest says no but his pan-cake whispers yes, yes, oh yes.

I agree em. I can't picture him, nor do I want to, with a woman or a man.

You people are hilarious. I am NOT supposed to be laughing like this at work!

STM, I can't believe you said "THE GAY". My husband and a few of our friends are always talking about someone or something being "the gays". One day our friend Josh was messaged by this Arabic dude who was trying to talk to him over yahoo chat, and Josh was like "what are you trying to say?". So, the Arab comes back with "you are the gays". LOL

eh, well — better late than never but did he actually think he needed to announce what the world already knew?
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress…..magazines/

He SAID he was asexual.

laser gays! danger, STM, danger!

That picture makes him look like Bravo Fox from Zoobilee Zoo.

not gay at all.

oops. I gotta get my ZOOBILEE links right…HERE :]

I can't believe you know about Zoobilee Zoo! No on ever gets it if I say that!! There are so many people who remind me of Bravo, and I always try to explain!! (relieved)

Can you link to an index of those stars-who-look-like-Zoobils? I will enjoy it way more than I should. Ashlee DOES look like Tawkitoo, or however you spell it.

I don't know what Zoobilee Zoo is but I clicked the link and the comparison is spot on!

no. 33, i can't find that symbol on my keyboard, but, i always say "the gay!" are we married?

also, has anyone seen three to tango? i don't know why i love that movie as much as i do… with oliver platt and matthew perry and dylan mcdermott (yum)…?

at one point dylan mcdermott's character says to matthew perry's character (after "catching" perry with neve campbell who is dylan's mistress): "if you weren't gay, i'd be concerned."

and matthew perry, in perfect matthew perry/chandler form says: "Gay?! I'm not gay! I didn't… gay!"

"I didn't gay." Is the phrase that pays, people.

And then when perry goes running screaming to oliver platt… who actually IS gay in the movie, platt says to him "You made your big gay bed and now you must slumber gayly in it."

HA! ok, no one loves this movie as much as i do. i've seen it too many times.

STM I love that movie too. I love when the chicken flies in his face during that scene and he stops running, looks around confused and then resumes running around screaming.

my son's a homosexual and i love him!

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

agreed, oilybohunk7.

My first trip to Thunderdome! Thanks STM!

you're welcome, sugar!

is it wrong that i keep coming back here to read my comment about laser gays, and that i keep cracking myself up?

yes?

ok then…

thought cord wasn't gay? i'm pro anything that makes other people happy, but cord's reaction to people coming out and the like indicate that he must be gay….. just curoius, cord's gay, right? sorry, have a compulsion to know the truth bout everything, don't judge, just wanna know