That man looks too good.

I would so leave my husband for him…..just kidding honey.

I want to punch George Clooney and Sean Penn in the face. Well, maybe I'd punch George in the neck, cause his face is still kind of pretty.

I liked his response. Zing!

I like this quote.

goddammit George keeps getting handsomer and handsomer. sean penn looks like a sloppy drunk.

They probably pay Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Britneys to serve as a foil for them.

response is good, face is bad. sorry gals, george got hit with the ugly stick.

I don't mind his quote. But I am SO SICK of George Clooney inserting himself into everything. Why is he even making a statement about Nicole's pregnancy anyway? It's like when he called that press conference when Princess Diana was killed. And he wasn't even big back then, just some douche from ER.

I hold this glass of poo up and say to you dear george, cheers.

Kitch: I think it was because he was asked. He was asked because they are friends. He was all flippant because he hates the tabloid journalists. Of course, I am assuming the last thing there.

i know kitchy, i hate that. it wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so smug. you know he stands in front of the mirror for 2-3 hours a day going "i'm the sexiest, smartest person in the world. everybody wishes they could be like me. i'm so great.".

If he hates them so much, why give them a quote at all? Just say "no comment," George.

He and Katherine Heigl have this habit of inserting themselves into everyone else's stories and it drives me batty.

I'm cranky. Thanks, George.

George just wants to hug and cuddle you to sleep. Why must you mock him? PS, Ashley said you guys all suck.

I want George and Bono to run off and cuddle each other to sleep.

With some Zac in the middle. That sounds just as sweet as one of those Anne Geddes baby pictures. Let me get a mental picture. And now I'll go get that labotomy.

Oh for Pete's sake. Now I have to go wash my brain in bleach.

Oh, no. Now you've really done it. You've gotten some Pete in my boeorgezacwich orgy.

pete dorety or wentz?

Just leave Ashlee out of it.

i think we should throw in amy whinehouse and her blaakkkee for good measure.

KFed can provide the mood music.

This will be sponsored by TMZ and Perez.

This is gonna kill Castro.

Sean is looking a little too Sam I Am in this photo. I get angry just looking at him. It's like osmosis or something. I absorb his hate.

It's the triangle of hate. No, two don't make a triangle. We need a third.

Uh, how about Ann Coulter? She is like Jell-o, there is always room to hate her.

George needs some serious teeth whitening.

Ann is sugar free Jello. She's like that skin that appears on Jello after it's been in the frige for too long.

Are you sure your not talking about pudding skins?

He made a comment about it because the reporter asked him. I just watched it on the Daily 10.
And I don't care what anyone says, I would let him violate me.

I'm with ya Mae…..I mean, that sounded dirty in a threesome kind of way. I meant yea, I would so do him. Ok I'm going on and on I've had a few J & cokes and I've already said enough. I love me some George. Yum!

A guy who picked a fight with Fabio isn't in a position to mock anyone else, not even a Spears…