Good news for women across the nation: George Clooney has ended his year-long relationship with Sarah Larson. According to an insider, it was George who did the dumping (keep your mind out of the gutter):
George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. … The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down.
Bad news for women across the nation: We still have no chance.
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No thanks i did'nt want a chance.
neither did i. you can keep clooney's wrinkled old man balls for yourself whitney. don't say i never gave you anything.
i wonder if it was the revelation of her girls gone wild years that did it.
stop the madness: don't you think that's the reason they were together in the first place?
sally, yeppers, i do! i just meant it was pretty hush hush until those pictures came out whenever it was. she probably was no longer good for his image.
you can take the girl out of rum jungle, but you can't take rum jungle out of the girl, and etc etc.
like clooney can point fingers; his man meat has been in ham wallets all over the world. s.l.u.t.
i feel left out.
man meat, ham wallets and hot pockets.
now that's a trio of delicious snacks.
Perhaps you have no option Whitney. I'd like George to know that I enjoy cooking as well as living in an Italian villa overlooking Lake Como. I don't see how I shouldn't close this deal by the end of the month.
What did Sarah expect? George only issues one-year contracts with no option to renew.
I'm fine with a one year contract. It's still the best job offer on the table, ya know?
Yeah, but think of all the nice parting prizes she gets to walk away with.
I'll take the one year contract and I won't even try to use his celebrity status to further my "modeling career".
I love him! He is so "old Hollywood" classy in a Cary Grant way!
A 47-year old actor and activist has nothing in common with a 29-year old waitress and wannabe model? Shocking!
Old Balls? 47 is hardly old… He is beautiful. Cary Grant didn't have his daughter until he was 62.
I think Clooney is a callow fellow. I'd say "Byer Beware to all women. He's just a player.
I LIKE GEORGE CLOONEY BUT LETS FACE THE FACT HE IS A WOMANIZER. AND WHEN HE GETS BORED HE IS ON TO THE NEXT