I'm pissed. I can't see her shoes.

She's not smiling, De la Renta farted.

De la Renta didn't fart, that's decomposition you smell.

I saw her shoes on another site. I cried they were so beautiful. They look like they would hurt, but I would still wear them.

Well now you're just a tease. I knew a ton of girls like you in high school, you gave us true sluts a bad name.

Where, I must see.

The first letter starts with a D. And yes, I am a slut but I put out.

And bonus, you could use themn as a weapon.

I can't see Dlisted from work, you foot tease.

I'm gonna go look right now.

AWWWWWWWW. My bad, it was justjared. They are still delicious.

I can't see JustJared either.

I hate you.

I was about to get pissed, I didn't see any shoes on Dlisted. Off to slut around at justjared, be right back.

Those shoes are bad ass, but you would have to make an immediate appointment with a podiatrist.

I'd probably only wear those to the upcoming orgie so I know I won't have to stand too long.

Now I must hate evil as well. Pardon me while I cower in the corner, cuddling my fuzzy Bunnie and crying.

You LOVE me.

She'll be fine once we shoot her with the pen.

Fuck you. Fuck you all!

Your breaking my heart.

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

Hey did you watch Van Wilder on Comedy Central last night, too?

No, but I love it nonetheless. Regardless of Tara Reid.

I'm disappointed that it's not hot Ryan Reynolds in the movie. But it's a fun movie nonetheless.

It's no Mannequin 2.

Few things are, juju. Few things are.

Look at the careers of everyone in that movie. That movie was a star maker.

watched it! it reminded me of that time i was really mad at this one dude, and i was like, you know what the best punishment would be for him? make him graduate! the bastard.

Does she EVER smile??? I would probably faint if I did see her smile.

juju, this is for you:

Lost in love, and I don't know much.
Was I thinking aloud, and fell out of touch?
But I'm back on my feet, eager to be what you wanted?

So now I come to you, with open arms.

Hoping you'll see…what your love means to me…