All out of ideas for relatable, real news stories about the presidential election, CNN is now shooting relatable, fake news stories about the presidential election.
You see, because many people get confused when it comes to statistics, dialectics and history, major news outlets have taken to filming segments in which correspondents say things like, "Whichever candidate's Halloween mask sells more is going to be president." Or they'll interview women like Cindy Michaels, at right, who so resembles Sarah Palin in this stupid, hateful world that she gets mean voice mails making fun of her glasses.
After the jump, a piece discussing both those things and containing an interview with a black Barack Obama supporter named John McCain. Watch it and see if you can avoid cringing at the part when all the stories collide and the correspondent asks the black McCain, who kind of looks like Obama, to wear the white McCain's Halloween mask.
I saw the story yesterday on The Situation Room. Once again, Jeanie Moos did a nice job putting together a quirky, entertaining story. So it doesn't give you any info you need at the voting booth — so what?
I think you're reaching here to criticize CNN, Cord.
Jesus. I know Cindy Michaels. I did not expect to see this.
Those voicemails blow my mind. These people need to learn how to knit, and fast.
Jack Cafferty will have a stroke before this thing is over. He becomes noticeably more irritated with each fluff piece CNN regularly poops out.
Dr Rand Pink the celebrity gynecologist has even gotten involved in the presidential race when he talked to People Magazine on Monday he said that he examined Govenor Palin and found her to be a straight shooter.At least he didn't say her politics stink. In terms of the cold war nobody said "Tear down this vaginal wall"
CNN is mostly a joke. Constant commercial interruption combined with short attention span audiences, CNN is pretty much a 24 hour tabloid show.
Zsa Zsa Giggleman, I know not who are are or from whenst (did I make up a word?) you came, but you just made me laugh my underoos off.