Don't Hassel The Hoff ... Or His Man Boobs

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Coachella banished hippies from this year’s festival but still allowed all of these tools to partake in the action. Life isn’t fair.

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Apr 28, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 22 Responses
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Comments (22)

No. 1 ilnazhad says:

It’s mean to make fun of Kim’s ass, but it’s fine to make fun of David’s body?
Moobs are kind of delightful, my sweet!

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 9:33 am
No. 2 Helen Skor says:

Sean Penn pisses me off. I wish Robin hadn’t called off the divorce.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 9:35 am
No. 3 admittedlyaddicted says:

boob sweat sucks.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 9:52 am
No. 4 janice says:

The girl with Brody Jenner looks like a Skeksis.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 9:54 am
No. 5 ilnazhad says:

Janice, people who click on thumbnails of Brody Jenner and a girlfriend to get a closer look at Brody Jenner and a girlfriend do not have the right to make fun of Brody Jenner and a girlfriend.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 9:59 am
No. 6 admittedlyaddicted says:

paris’ wonk eye is extremely wonky in that pic…wonder why…

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 10:00 am
No. 7 jbonz says:

“Hey kids! I know-let’s put on OUR OWN Coachella!”
Fuck these bullshit music festivals - they’re all about promoting merchandise anyway. Let Paris and Sean and that type of riffraff have it. Woodstock is fucking DEAD-DEAD-DEAD. Get over it, Young America.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 10:20 am
No. 8 janice says:

Il, in fairness, it’s because it looks like he’s holding a bag of dog shit. Enlargement helped me to see, sadly, it is a hat.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 10:24 am
No. 9 R.I.P. cooter says:

Paris needs to eat something already. Better yet, dont! Maybe she’ll starve herself to death.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 10:30 am
No. 10 SnackySmores says:

Shia, you douche, you’ll never be James Dean. So knock it off.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 10:36 am
No. 11 ilnazhad says:

Janice- I understand know.

SnackySmores-
Why do hipsters worship Jimmy Dean? He was in three terrific movies and he was ridiculously good-looking, but he fucking hired a photographer to follow him around and take “candids” of him. He would also follow Elizabeth Taylor around because he was adored how she would wear diamonds to the local cafetaria when they were filming Giant. He would also be a jerk to the cast and then ask why “he wasn’t included.”

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 10:54 am
No. 12 maria says:

I wonder if James Dean was the first gay guy to heart Eliazabeth Taylor?

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 11:05 am
No. 13 mae says:

Ilz, “people who click on thumbnails of Brody Jenner and a girlfriend to get a closer look at Brody Jenner and a girlfriend do not have the right to make fun of Brody Jenner and a girlfriend” - that was awesome. I giggled out loud.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 11:11 am
No. 14 SnackySmores says:

ilz, I don’t know why hipsters worship James Dean. I just always thought he was a really good actor, he broke my heart in East of Eden. And why he was a jerk? Who knows? I read that while filming Walk the Line, Joaquin Phoenix wouldn’t answer to his own name that’s how into his character he was while filming. And Heath Ledger (god rest his soul) was so affected by his role as the Joker that he alienated himself from the cast and crew. And then there is Russell Crowe, I won’t even go there. He could have been an actor who got so into the character that he forgot himself. Or maybe he was just a giant tool.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 11:45 am
No. 15 SnackySmores says:

p.s. The only thing I enjoyed Shia in was Even Stevens, that was a good show.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 11:46 am
No. 16 YerMom says:

I admittedly clicked on the Brody Jenner pic too, I was curious who the girl was hanging on him. The boots and the posture reminded me of Ashlee. Unfortunately I immediately regretted my decision and sprayed 409 in my eyes.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 12:28 pm
No. 17 mae says:

that’s how i felt YerMom.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 1:00 pm
No. 18 Run-DMS says:

Just tell me they didn’t let Embarrass Hilton get up on stage and say something.
Oh … and in response to that fucking cult ad at the side: Get the facts. xenu.net

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 1:38 pm
No. 19 YerMom says:

I feel dirty every time I see those scary scientologist ads.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 2:04 pm
No. 20 YerMom says:

I think we should come up with a slang term for scientology so they won’t buy all the ad space every time their organization/cult is mentioned.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 2:20 pm
No. 21 ilnazhad says:

SnackySmores- I see what you mean, but that doesn’t explain why he paid someone to follow him around and document his life. It doesn’t get much cockier than that.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 2:35 pm
No. 22 SnackySmores says:

ilnazhad, very true. That’s pretty high up on the “I’m a tool” meter.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 3:20 pm
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