Don't Hassel The Hoff ... Or His Man Boobs

Coachella banished hippies from this year’s festival but still allowed all of these tools to partake in the action. Life isn’t fair.
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It’s mean to make fun of Kim’s ass, but it’s fine to make fun of David’s body?
Moobs are kind of delightful, my sweet!
Sean Penn pisses me off. I wish Robin hadn’t called off the divorce.
boob sweat sucks.
The girl with Brody Jenner looks like a Skeksis.
Janice, people who click on thumbnails of Brody Jenner and a girlfriend to get a closer look at Brody Jenner and a girlfriend do not have the right to make fun of Brody Jenner and a girlfriend.
paris’ wonk eye is extremely wonky in that pic…wonder why…
“Hey kids! I know-let’s put on OUR OWN Coachella!”
Fuck these bullshit music festivals - they’re all about promoting merchandise anyway. Let Paris and Sean and that type of riffraff have it. Woodstock is fucking DEAD-DEAD-DEAD. Get over it, Young America.
Il, in fairness, it’s because it looks like he’s holding a bag of dog shit. Enlargement helped me to see, sadly, it is a hat.
Paris needs to eat something already. Better yet, dont! Maybe she’ll starve herself to death.
Shia, you douche, you’ll never be James Dean. So knock it off.
Janice- I understand know.
SnackySmores-
Why do hipsters worship Jimmy Dean? He was in three terrific movies and he was ridiculously good-looking, but he fucking hired a photographer to follow him around and take “candids” of him. He would also follow Elizabeth Taylor around because he was adored how she would wear diamonds to the local cafetaria when they were filming Giant. He would also be a jerk to the cast and then ask why “he wasn’t included.”
I wonder if James Dean was the first gay guy to heart Eliazabeth Taylor?
Ilz, “people who click on thumbnails of Brody Jenner and a girlfriend to get a closer look at Brody Jenner and a girlfriend do not have the right to make fun of Brody Jenner and a girlfriend” - that was awesome. I giggled out loud.
ilz, I don’t know why hipsters worship James Dean. I just always thought he was a really good actor, he broke my heart in East of Eden. And why he was a jerk? Who knows? I read that while filming Walk the Line, Joaquin Phoenix wouldn’t answer to his own name that’s how into his character he was while filming. And Heath Ledger (god rest his soul) was so affected by his role as the Joker that he alienated himself from the cast and crew. And then there is Russell Crowe, I won’t even go there. He could have been an actor who got so into the character that he forgot himself. Or maybe he was just a giant tool.
p.s. The only thing I enjoyed Shia in was Even Stevens, that was a good show.
I admittedly clicked on the Brody Jenner pic too, I was curious who the girl was hanging on him. The boots and the posture reminded me of Ashlee. Unfortunately I immediately regretted my decision and sprayed 409 in my eyes.
that’s how i felt YerMom.
Just tell me they didn’t let Embarrass Hilton get up on stage and say something.
Oh … and in response to that fucking cult ad at the side: Get the facts. xenu.net
I feel dirty every time I see those scary scientologist ads.
I think we should come up with a slang term for scientology so they won’t buy all the ad space every time their organization/cult is mentioned.
SnackySmores- I see what you mean, but that doesn’t explain why he paid someone to follow him around and document his life. It doesn’t get much cockier than that.
ilnazhad, very true. That’s pretty high up on the “I’m a tool” meter.