she's saying "make him call me momma" not "make him cum in my mouth".

HAAAAhahahahahahaha…oh geez, that was funny.

I think it is a fraud too. The other song that was released sounds like her, but this one sounds like someone imitating her to me. Why anyone would take the time to imitate Britney Spears, I have no idea, but that's what it sounds like. Perhaps the vocal track is just so processed (pitch corrected, etc.) that it sounds fake.

Either way, the song is terrible. On second thought, maybe it is her. Who else could produce such hideous crap??

i can't bear to listen to it so i have to take y'all's word for it on the lyrics. i lost interest after the last leaked song…. i'd rather listen to that grating "hey baybay. hey baybay" song than take my chances here.

This track was deliberately released as a decoy. (Not that the real one is anything to write home about.) Not just that, but arieschic is right about the lyrics.

i need some effing speakers up here, for REAL. I want to listen to garbage too.

you know what's funny, i had a cousin who got britney's In the Zone disc for Christmas one year… and he was so excited because he thought she said all these sick things on the first track. i laughed when i heard it, and it soudned nothing like what he thought… guys might tend to hear extremely dirty things when a woman starts talking, no matter what she's actually saying.

I am so troubled by so many questions today.

1, Where's lale? Did we lose lale?

2, Did the Hogans ever get a divorce or did that blow over?

3, Is this Jeff Fahey person really the russian president from The Saint?

4, Have we become these people?

5, Does Cord eat those tofu hot dogs?

6, Am I the only one who feels that Tom Cruise has only one major front tooth, and this makes him completely average looking on a good day?

I think this is her, but man I hope this is a decoy song. Bad isn't the word to describe how atrocious this is.

Oh I'm pretty sure it's her, it's just not meant to be a real song that makes the final cut for the album.

1, Where’s lale? Did we lose lale? *Maybe her man said she wasn't allowed to use the computer today.

2, Did the Hogans ever get a divorce or did that blow over? *Blew over.

3, Is this Jeff Fahey person really the russian president from The Saint? *No.

4, Have we become these people? *I don't know, the stupid site's firewalled. Assholes.

5, Does Cord eat those tofu hot dogs? *With relish.

6, Am I the only one who feels that Tom Cruise has only one major front tooth, and this makes him completely average looking on a good day? *Yes. Average-looking is giving him too much credit.

Yeah, I saw the Hogan episode where they almost split up. Am I wrong in thinking that Linda's a total bitch? She's fat, money-hungry, and lets face it, looks like what Britney will look like in about 20 years.

I've never been a fan of Tom Criuse. He's got that rodent quality about him. Have you ever looked at someone and immediately thought about Fival? That's Tom when I look at him, he looks like something from NIMH.

Hahaha blah! Terry seems like a catch - he cares about family togetherness, he's still in love with his wife, and he's not abusive. WINNER!!!

Kitchy - thanks for helping me! The link is to that toothpaste for dinner cartoon where one guy says "movie quote!" and his friend responds "ha ha another movie quote!"

I heard it as "make him come in my mouth" initially, too. Maybe it's just because of the suggestive power of Cord's statement, but it's not just the boys who can hear dirty things.

The Hulkster seems like he would actually be kind of fun to hang with. But his wife and two sons (YOu know Brooke is packing heat)are from hell.

I've been listening to the song… and as annoying it initially seems to be, I have ended up liking it. I can never explain my draw to Britney's music. She just always seems to win me over - regardless of the singing quality, lyrical quality, or even musical quality. Maybe I'm just in awe of how she makes everything sound sexy.

dlisted says:
When I saw the "make him cum in my mouth" business it confirmed that this was the greatest Britney song of all-time. Unfortunately, The Sun needs to check their ears. Here's the real lyrics:

"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby.

Boring and downgrade! The damn Sun had my hopes up! I was ready to embrace Brit Brit once again!

That happened to me listening to another Britney song. I thought she said, "He's fucking me". Turns out she said, "Please forgive me". I liked my version better.

Speaking of misheard lyrics. Did anybody else hear, "Revved up like a douche another boner in the night"?

I always forget the real lyrics and just sing that. I think there was something about a, "Deuce".

Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night. But yeah, everyone hears "deuce."

Or "douche" even.

I think we ALL heard douche. But I heard, rubbed up.

Man, rubbed up like a douche. That sounds like it would chaffe and be irritating.

But smells fresh. And that's what's most important.

I'm sure there are baby wipes somewhere in this regimen.

"I just wanna be clean, man."

"Blinded by the light- rubbed up like a douche in the middle of the night" That's how I always heard it too. Maybe Britney should cover that song with the altered lyrics. That sounds like something she would be in to.

It would be an improvement over her real song. It sounds like she's singing a grocery list over the phone.

It's funny how mishjeard lyrics can be better than the original. In NSync's "It's Gonna Be Me" when he does the acapella bit, I thought it said "There comes a day when I'll be the one you'll free." It was beautiful. But it's not the words.

Not as beautiful but I thought the song, "Take it, to the limit" was, "Take it, to the linen". I couldn't figure out why anybody would sing a song about going to the laundry.

I am so sorry that I know it's "When I'll be the one, you'll see!" I think.

For years I sang "Gimme the people as I free my soul…"

I'm also going to send a prediction that Bunnie will not edit to correct the misheard lyrics like Dlisted apparently did.

Kitchy, that's a beautiful lyric too. Damn effing Dobey Gray or whoever.

Speaking of NSync, I thought I'd flashback for a moment for a Was That A Cool Hairstyle Or What?
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/pr.....215;77.jpg

Not fair! My link didn't work. it was Timberlake when he had that brassy blond ramen noodle look.

How bout "hush keep it down now, voices carry"… I caught a friend singing "hush, keep it down now, whats so scary?"

Oh, and this song is horrible. Sounds like Fergie meets Winehouse meets Gwen.

…Shutter…

He said "Shut up!" He said "Shut up! Oh God can't you … keep it down!"

I always thought Donna Summer was singing "Hell No" (or "Helll-elll No" instead of "Heaven Knows".

All-4-One's "I Can Love You Like That"–"the way you f*cked when Romeo kissed Juliet". I knew it couldn't be "f*cked" because it was on the radio, but I couldn't figure out thaat it was "felt" for the longest time.

Alanis Morisette - hearing "cross-eyed bear that you gave to me"
Real lyrics…
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

But it's not far off, and clearly more funny my way.

OMG, I think everyone here has way better lyrics. No way is the original better than, "cross eyed bear that you gave to me". That is just lyrical genius. Where is Weird Al?

By the bye, I would totally give a way a cross eyed bear. Clearly it's defective.

I have a cross-eyed bull. It turns inside out to become a bear–not a cross-eyed bear though. (Stock-market puppet)

Ok who didn't think "Achy Breaky Heart" said "my separated nose is not ok"?

Aren't her backup singers chanting PUTA! PUTA! PUTA!? Hahaha.. NOT Kidding.

Reminds me of that Sophie B. Hawkins song, something like "as i lay me down to sleep…" something. Anyway alls I know is, her backup singers are chanting too. "HOLD THAT TA-co! hold THAT TA-CO!"

I can only sing that Hawkins song if I capitalize Happy.

"And I will wake up Happy."

Sometimes I substitute other dwarfs. Sometimes I wake up Grumpy. Sometimes Sneezy. Rarely Doc, cuz Doc's an asshole when he's woken up before he's ready.

Maybe it is, "My seperated nose is not ok". That's what I felt like doing to him after having to hear that thing for a whole year.

Juju, prevent this tragedy with your own children. Put Hannah Montana off-limits, and tell her to take her clear braces overpronunciation with her.

Ok…Brit-Twit has always looked like a thick-necked, broad-backed, hammerhead shark. I can't ever remember an even remotely cute period…but then, repetitive, seemingly enticing,
"commercials" do seem to brainwash people into believing such rubbish…don't they???

holy crpa, she does look like a shark! that's crazy! is it how far apart her eyes are?

i'll say it again, Holy Crpa. that's right.

yeah…she's a hammerhead alright…us Brits have our eyes right next to our nose where they bloody well belong…just ask those Scandihoovians who gave them to us…just look at Cleese…ummmm……..

Crpa indeed. I like her new weave/hat. No way her extensions will fall off now. Unless the wind blows off her exhatsions. Or would they be, hatstentions? Either ways that one is a braniac.

Or if you prefer it, either way. She may have more than one way to have it.