Kanye West, the batshit insane, Grumpy Gus rapper both thugs and sorority girls like, has once again lost his shit, this time in a blog post ranting against Entertainment Weekly for giving a B+ rating to his new Glow in the Dark Tour. Sayeth Yeezy:
Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album shitty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can't have fun and lose yourself at this tour it's a good chance you're a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don't know shit about passion and art. You'll never gain credibility at this rate. You're fucking trash! I make art. You can't rate this. I'm a real person. I'm not a pop star. I don't care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you're not invited and if you see me…BOW!! This is not pop, it's pop art!
Apparently, West was enraged that EW dared call him "a riveting soliloquist" and his performance "consuming."
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Editor
Kanye West is the kind of person who masturbates in front of a mirror and gives himself facials. NOT the cucumber kind.
Yeah I read that whole review waiting for the "bad" part,couldn't find it though. Kanye needs to get his out of his ass.
Well, I suppose twenty years of "performance art" has brought us to the point that a semi-literate temper tantrum can be considered creative expression.
I took a good healthy art this morning; my but din't it smell fine! Don't be wrinklin' your noses at me, hatahs!
Gee, why did he and his fiancee break up? Clearly he seems so mature and not at all self-absorbed.
I bet he and his fiance broke up because they both read that review, only she didn't see what the big deal was. He'd totally dump a chick for that.
His head looks like the wallpaper in one of those "by the hour" prostitute motels in Santa Ana.
Don't ask me how I know that…
Like my mom says “think before you speak”, he could have actually turned this pissed off rant into something coherent if he'd have cooled off a bit. I think he's upset that the album was rated low and then a concert was given a "good grade" and maybe he thinks that's absurd. Unfortunately this rant is the only thing that sounds absurd. The reason he's a popular zealous artist IMHO is because he doesn't care how he comes across; this is proof that not everyone needs to be blogging.
I feel like Kanye and Paula Abdul should hook up
I think that would be fun to watch
The thing is, he claims to not care about what anyone says or thinks, but he's the one who pouts and throws a tantrum if people say something even remotely construed as ill-favoring. If he really didn't care, he wouldn't feel the need to post anything on his website. He's just an insecure little man with paisley patterned hair.
blah - exactly…why is he trolling magazines n shit to read about himself?
but i like the hair
wah wah wah….big baby
I guess he's wearing his brain on his scalp.
(Heart on sleeve)
I just can't wait for his new "E.W. Ain't E.Z." track.
I also can't wait to see what happens when EW gives his next project another B+.
Good one, Bedbugs!
"kanyekookyhair"
i'd call it "paisley" not "kooky", personally.
I have never heard this guy's music, and after reading that I never want to. What a pompous ass!
Beneath Kanye's self -important ,narcissistic exterior,lies an over sensitive and insecure child. These deep feelings of insecurity have probably been brought on,or are the cause of, Kanyes strange form of alopecia that causes his hair to grow in the design of a cheap ceramic bathroom tile. If Kanye ever needs a shower curtain to match, I know just the place to go.
…and before I am accused of not being qualified to comment on Kanye's inner self, you should know that i am an extraordinary interior designer and know more than most……about ceramic tile design and matching shower curtains.
He's a self-absorbed turd corn. If I ever got close enough to bow to that mother fucker, I'd kick him balls instead.
Watch out y'all! (Notice it is spelled correctly) Kanye is about to go all Carrie 2 on your asses. Rawr!
mommy mommy o mommy I want my mommy
Talk about a big fucking baby. I mean, REALLY! If you don’t want to be criticized by the ENTIRE WORLD, do not become a famous rapping BABY. I'm surprised this fucking twit takes his mouth off of his own dick long enough to make these moronic statements.