i LOVE the sneeze

"Hello my name is Simon, and I like to do drawerings!"

Given how his bathroom looks, i think he might end up dirtier than he was to start taking a bath in there.

I can tell from the kitty pic his bathroom is much cleaner than mine.

Ah, crackhead irony! He wants his privacy so he slams the door on his mate while he has a bath on YouTube…

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After the cheap, ostentatious, Hollywood fakeness of Larry Birkhead, Hugh Hefner, Pamela Anderson and Jessica Simpson, I find his unpretentious, honest demeanor quite refreshing. The bath, not so much.

And Keeblerkhan, I'm sure you can come up with 2 more Americans to host shows about how we all have bad teeth and pasty skin.

What was the second video from?

You cut me to the quick, BedBugs. I meant no disrespect to the people of England. I have nothing against bad teeth and pale skin as long as the person is clean and doesn't look like the idea of deodorant is as foreign to them as breathing underwater.

I will gladly offer Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to host such a show if for no other reason than to get them out of our country. As you may know, Spencer has become somewhat of an expert on giving advice.

In the interest of detente, I would like to offer a douche bag exchange program with your fine country. We will take Amy and Pete off your hands for awhile and in return you take the cast of the Hills, Shia LaBeouf and the entire Hogan family, Nick too once he gets out. This may seem a bit unbalanced at first look, but being that we will be taking over the care and upkeep of Amy Winehouse, no small thing I might ad, I think it all balances out in the end.

I await your acceptance or counter offer.

"Kids" was much better.

I'm just sayin'.

I can work with this. But, the Brits would never give up Pete and Amy. We have a soft spot for troubled, tragic druggies.
But, I'll give you a Robbie Williams for a Shia LaBeouf. That's a pretty even douchebag for douchebag trade, The Andre (Jordan et al) family for the Hogans, white trash for white trash trade, Rupert Everett for Jared Leto in an overrated, pretentious actor trade, and all the girl bands (whose names escape me because they all seem the same), including the rest of the Spice Girls, for the Hills' cast in a clueless for clueless trade. I think Spencer and Heidi should stay in the States. Strictly for their own protection of course.
Not that any of this would do me any good, since I'm residing in the States now. But it does make a fun game.

Ok, I think I can work with that. My only hesitation is over Rupert Everett. I used to really like him but he's turned into a mean old queen lately, but I'm willing to work something out. I'll send him to the Castro and I think he'll be fine. If he make a fuss it's off to Utah with him. The Mormons like a challenge.

Your terms are acceptable BedBugs.

I liked both videos.

The first one made me glad that my friends don't come over when I don't answer the phone. I don't answer the phone, because I am indisposed.

And the second one, I started to feel bad for my children, because I never thought to feed them while they were in the bathtub.

Also, I kept hoping this young child would win the Golden Ticket as he ate his candy bar. I really thought he was the next contestant on Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Of course, I didn't miss the clean cut suits and fine young men at the end of the second video and their conversation. I like to call this capitalism.

I'm glad we could come to an agreement, Keeblerkhan. Maybe in the future we can work out a plagiaristic overrated band exchange. Coldplay for ?????

Do English people seriously bathe like that?