like the guy in the 3,000 dollar suit is going to get caught dead in flip flops in the city?

COME ON!!!

nice shitty spray tans, you assholes.

Ok, so I <3 Arrested Development as much as the next gal, but can someone explain how these two are comedy royalty? Did you even see The Brothers Solomon? Or Baby Mama? Ok, so I didn't see Baby Mama. But I saw the previews. And it looked incredible levels of shitty. Being on UCB ten years ago doesn't make anyone royalty. Also, I saw Let's Go To Prison, so perhaps my view is jaded. But this is like calling Vin Diesel a great leading man. Just because you amuse 14 year old boys doesn't make you good.

Did not realize they were a couple in real life.

Who is editor?

shes due in oct

Chelsea, I take it you haven't seen their "mind-bottling" performance in Blades of Glory. I agree they're not comedy royalty, but they're still pretty funny people.

I *did* see Blades of Glory. And it was pretty good, sure. But it's royalty I take fault with, and there is far more bad than good for both of them. Also, I'm feeling extraordinarily bitter today.

"mind bottling"

Seriously?

pwned

call me cruise, but i thought let's go to prison was laugh out loud funny in parts. and will arnett gets a lifetime of free passes for arrested development. and amy poehler has been the funniest person on SNL for quite some time. (although i like kristen whig a lot too.)

Can't forget her comedy genius which is MightyB. Bessie Higgenbottem's fart jokes rule!

I mean it is a kind of funny show and my kids enjoy it. I never watch it. Okay once.

They absolutely ARE comedy royalty. In fact, they are ROYALTY royalty. Why can't I be second wife to THEM? I would even be second wife to just one of them. I don't care which.

No, they are not Mormon. I just want to be their wife.

And I want "Final Countdown" played at the wedding.

pwned?????
SERIOUSLY??????????

COME ON!!!!!

Elves, please help me understand what "pwned" means. I don't get it. I know Chis said it, and I know he's a bit of a douche, so I'm assuming it's either mean or not smart, but I don't understand it…
I'm counting on you and your outrage of it to explain it to me.

It's a douchey way of saying owned which is a douchey thing to say anyway really.
It results in a kind of "douche-sqared" effect.
Oh and i'm sure it's several years out of vogue too.

i do know how to spell squared.
i just can't type.

Actually, "sqared" looks very hip, like you meant it that way. Kind of designer-y.

Anyway, good to know, several years too late, but I never said I was cool, just slutty. From now on, I will know that anytime I see this, I am talking to a douchebag.

I appreciate your help.

Chris, start saving up for some Douche-Sqared jeans.

Indeed, it's the Lord's work i do Sarah.

I know, E. I know.

By the way, would you please go to the comments under the "Lauren Conrad is overpaid or whatever" post? I'm worried about a conspiracy Wordpress has against me and I'd like your thoughts. No one will answer me or talk about it… it's like it's… um… a conspiracy.

mae, that was for a Gap ad, you a–hole

I love them

Sarah, i tried to post my opinion on the subject and the WHOLE SITE became inaccessable to me.
This is actually the most plausible conspiracy theory i've heard.

I KNOW, RIGHT? See, Whitney, it wasn't just me…

Elves, the site went down for me, too, which as I'm sure you can imagine left me tearing my freakin hair out. And crying and rocking in the corner.

Now that it's back, I'm totally fine, though.
What were we talking about?
No, not conspiracies… there are no conspiracies… no such thing. I don't know what came over me…