You're Not My Real Dad!
In most men's lives there comes a moment when they realize that one day, perhaps soon, they will be able to kick their father's ass. Connor Cruise looks to have just figured that out (and maybe right on time).
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please put a foot up tom's ass and then run for the hills connor.
Run Connor! Run!
He's not going to do anything. He's been drinking that Kool-aid since he was a baby. They've got a member for life.
I dunno blah… I can see Conner sporting a Mike Tyson face tattoo in another 5-6 years.
hes got such a tom cruise facial expression on.
i hopefully thats the only habit he picked up from tom.
I want Connor Cruise to be the Chosen One, prophesied to rid the planet of Scientology in an intergalactic battle for our souls.
I don't even feel like that's so far from possible.
I thought they had Suri b/c she's the chosen one? The other two kids are treated like 2nd class citizens.
They look like they're ready to do a remake of "Men In Black." Oh, the horror!
Tommy girl's boy-toy was in that one.
Awww, they both are wearing their big boy suits. Xenu would be so proud.
Is it me, or does that photo look like an Escher painting? They are both walking away from the same point, but in different directions. It's like they split from the same being and moved outward. Kooky.
Conner is a handsome young man. I hope he kicks Tommy Girl's ass.
mm thats hilarious