By the end of the day, I predict that this horrendous story will have the most views and comments. These idiot's always seem to get the most comments…I just don't get it. I just can't bring myself to watch "The Hills" or any of the off-shoots and I'm a huge fan of crap.

Well, j_b, now you are an enabler by viewing and commenting. Right?

I'm with you though, this show is total shit. It's sort of sad that little girls watch it and look up to these girls who don't have real jobs and are living a heavily scripted life.

I think I'm just jealous.

I watched one episode. Luckily it had Justin Bobby in it, so I never, ever, ever, wanted to watch another one.

I can't imagine having to work with either of these girls. I feel like they probably can't quite read.

Also, oh no, james, I think you're right and I'm helping it happen.

Blahblahblahblah!!! I'm glad that waste of air finally updated her hair 'do. Perhaps they are moving onto something more on their level, perhaps Maxim.

We're all enablers!

Can we talk about rumpy in here?

I did it again, one "perhaps" too many.

I dont know, Lauren is no Rumple Mcforeskin.

She always looks like she's blown out on something…

Sorry SS, my computer is a little slow today….and so am I.

I think we can talk about Rumpy anywhere the spirit moves us. What's it called? Proseletyzing? Yeah, that.

I like the word perhaps though. It's a good word.

Rumpy's on like the third page now. I think it's only fair we proseletyze him onto page one =)

SS is right…with Mollygood's help, I know these people's names. With the help of you girls, I know Spencer's name and that he's a small-dicked jerk and I even hate him and I've never seen one episode! Sad.

What's a rumpy?

I'm ashamed to say I watched more than two episodes of this junk. I heard about it all the time, so I thought I'd check it out. It was awful. I rank it right up there with the Krappy Kardashian Karnival of Krazy. I also read earlier this morning that Whitney has apparently signed on with W.

Rumple McForeskin McGhee is our naked mole rat overlord.

Look it up James, he's our new mascot.

I'm a little lazy to type right now, but here's the overlord, and the basic commandments. http://www.mollygood.com/blind.....-20080109/

You missed the crowning, the naming and the general shenanigans that happened that day. It was glorious.

AWWWW. He's so hideously cute! How do we know it's real?

Now I know what I can do during lunch…read all 303 comments. Jeeeebus!

It was a big day here on Mollygood. A very big day.

We laughed, we cried, we almost lost our lunches.

We discussed our fears and counseled each other.

I still see flashes of "I'm on monies" when I think of Rumpy.

Don't forget Lily's awesome rendition of Rumple. I forget where it is though.

It's the eye of the mole rat, the thrill of the fight. What more can you say? Also I think you should all know and prepare for this new alert. Girl Scout cookies are going to try and horn in on our world wide conversion. How can we compete with cookies? Boxed wine is good and all. But come on, thin mints.

I cant help but think that is a Chelsea reference.

We should co-opt the girl scouts and form an alliance. Which we, of course, will dominate because they are children and cannot drink our boxed wine. However, in exchange for their global supply of thin mints, we will not send Rumple after them.

Good plan. Now we will be unstoppable. Boxed wine and snickerdoodles. Take that Scientology. What kind of snacks do you have? Obviously we are going to need some kind of official automobile so we can entrap unwilling members.

But white vans are so obvious and boring. We really need something that screams, Rumple McForesken Mcghee. Hummer?

Maybe some sort of construction machinery with a drill on the front. Menacing and utilitarian. That is Rumple to a tee.

Hummers sound fabulous. I propose that they be pinkish, in honour of our naked mole rat overlord. We can use the Debbie Travis colour-matching system for total accuracy.

In the name of the mole rat

PAINT THE MOTHER PINK!!!!!

So it is official. we just need to raise the funds for our pink hummer. you know what this means? We may have to hire Paris to be our spokesmodle.

I just can't do it. We'll have to whore up our money some other way.

Hmmm… there is only one way. Literal whoring. I'll go get Johnny Depp to pay me $10,000 for sex. Juju, do you want BALE! or Reynolds? We all have to participate. For Rumple. In the name of Rumple, I will sex Depp for money.

I have no problem taking one for the team. I'll do a double. I'll need some extra air. You know, for calories. It's going to be a long night.

I'll donate a litte air for you juju. From what c said, I need to lose a few.

You are a true giver.

Oh juju, your piousness will be featured in our very first monument, depicting your many efforts to fundraise for Rumple. Would you like your ass to be bronze, marble, or sequin?

Sequin, of course. And even better if you can work in Tyra's vagina puppet.

We could put a speaker in it and it could narrate.

"And LO! Jujubees is a giving soul. And she gave for Rumple, and she gave for Rumple. And LO! Many were made happy by her services."

I would appreciate it if you guys could run, Sister Christian, in the background. I'm motoring, bitches.

Poor thing, I think this might be the first time she was fired from a job. She is probably heartbroken.

I’m ashamed to say I watched more than two episodes of this junk. thank god it was a pirated copy. even the pirated copy of the hills doesnt sell. haha! I heard about it all the time, so I thought I’d check it out. It was horrible. heidi montag looks like a horse! audrina has like the most biggest set of teeth ever. LOLX