The executives behind right-wing comedy flick An American Carol, which the Philadelphia Enquirer called "about as not-funny as a comedy can get," are claiming that fraudulent sales practices at movie theaters around America are preventing Carol's box office tallies from reaching the astronomical levels they would otherwise.
Did all the conservatives decide to go batshit insane at the same time?
We have had heard from numerous people across the country that there has been some ticket fraud when buying a ticket for An American Carol this past weekend.
Please check your ticket. If you were in fact one of those people that were "mistakenly" sold a ticket for another movie please fill out the form below. Hold on to your ticket so we can have proof.
If you have noticed other irregularities with the theatres in your area please let us know in the comment section below. For instance, Rated R film rating (when in fact we are rated PG-13), posters not being up, not being listed on the marquee, image or focus problems, sound issues, etc.
Please email us a picture of your ticket stub to fraud@americancarol.com
We are investigating.
Here we were thinking the Democrats had their hands full with fending off being called black bastard terrorists, when all this time they were rigging the movies. Those black terrorist bastards!
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Oh, wow. Right, because all of the complexion-challenged high-schoolers at your local multi-plexes are just OUT TO GET YOU!
This is pathetic. Well, then again, it's either this or the whole "Rok Huseein Obama" thing that keeps the crazies busy. So…keep investigating, numbnuts!
Oh come on! Why can't some people just admit it when they've made a bad movie?
maybe they should investigate that the movie isn't really playing in a lot of areas??
I worked at a movie theater when I was a teen. Some of my fellow box office workers would sell an adult a child ticket and keep the difference. You'd get crazy skewed numbers - for example, there were 10 adults and 200 children that saw the 10pm showing of The Fugitive.
But regardless, this just looks like a bad movie.
kittenpaw–that is actually really awesome.
It was quite lucrative. I didn't partake in the ticket scam but I would "accidentally" damage the candy so my manager would write it off as a loss and then I would eat it.
I saw this movie without knowing before hand what it was about.
The theatre had about 12 people, that should have been a hint. It was the worst movie I had ever seen. Thank God it was free. I think I kept watching because I wanted to see how many right wing nuts that participated in that garbage:
John "worst father" Voight, Trace Adkins, Kelsey "Big Face" Grammer, James Woods, Leslie Neilsen, Dennis Hopper, etc..
It was so CRASS, uncouth, cruel, vendictive, mean-spirited, STUPID and unfunny.
How the hell can Kelsey Grammer walk the streets without looking like a moronic BIGOT racist fool, I will never know.
Every inch of that movie made my skin crawl. It was racist, xenophobic, homophobic, made it look like students were idiots, made fun of children with diseases, and basically if you were a bible thumping flag toting white male, you were are target in this movie. Wow and did they dig into the ACLU and there was even a gag in there about Victoria Burqa (lingerie with a burqa) NOT FUNNY!!
But what was more disturbing about this movie was the underlying racist tones about this election. They kept reiterating the fact that our "founding fathers this and that" and if you were against the war in any way, you were a traitor and an American hater that wanted to destroy this great Nation. Blacks basically were thankful to be here. But the insults hurled at Muslims were enough to give Bin Laden sympathizers more reason why he is right and we are evil..
I take great offense to that movie and I have conclued that anyone that thought it was funny in any way was a degenerate moron who desfinitely had a frontal lobotomy!!
Tropic Thunder used race, sex and special needs without being mean, it was DAMN funny, An American Carol was NOT FUNNY - IT WAS deliberately evil-spirited!!
Well, it just goes to prove that Republicans are WHINERS!!!
…and Republicans have no sense of humor.
Just look at Dennis Miller.
Case closed.
i had to see it with my mother in law. i laughed maybe 2 or 3 times but for the most part i was horribly offended by it. i'm sorry, the guy who makes crap like "scary movie" has no right to try to tell me how to think.
They should have put Kirk Cameron or Jesus in it to really get the "Right" crowd.
Aww where's the really enthusiastic conservative telling us what assholes all liberals are and how we need to think for ourselves? I was hoping for some good crazy…damn
But. Actually. Who makes all the "REALLY" funny stuff? I'm just saying…
I do. On my special sewing machine.
Suede does. Everything Suede makes is the real funny. Suede is too hot for this, Suede is going to go get a biscuit.
The Good 'ole - I demand a recount - doing it George Dubya Style