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Well, this is unsettling:

Miley Cyrus' pics in Vanity Fair may have been scandalous, but she should look on the bright side, because now she has a whole new crop of admirers! Only problem is, they're felons.

Miley has received thousands of love letters from prison inmates since the magazine hit newsstands.

Isn't the prison system wonderful? When the cons aren't assaulting each other, they're fixating on 15-year-old girls. How rehabilitating and conducive to a better America.

Jun 20, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses
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  • Comments (6)

    No. 1 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    She just had to one-up those high school girls. Not only will the father of her baby be homeless when he gets out of prison, he will also an ex (and probably future for obvious reasons) con. That competitive little hussy!

    Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 10:56 am
    No. 2 Keeblerkahn says:

    That photo in prison is now worth a carton of unfiltered Camels, an extra pudding cup and a night of rape free sleep.

    Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 11:54 am
    No. 3 Stewbie says:

    I didn't realize that Vanity Fair was a big seller in the slammer.

    Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    No. 4 deimos says:

    butt sex and vanity fair go hand in hand, everybody knows that.

    Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    No. 5 Looch says:

    I blame the parents. As usual. She's annoying and untalented, but I'm not sure she deserves harassment by convicted molesters and assorted other perverts.

    Nice going, Billy Ray and mom-who's-name-I-don't-care-enough-to-know. You're gaining speed in the race for worst stage parents. You've just appeared in the rearview mirrors of champion famewhores Joe Simpson and Dina Lohan.

    Posted: Jun 24, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    No. 6 chels says:

    she is a slut faced ho bag

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 7:22 am
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