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NOOOOOOOOO! Truly nothing is sacred! My very first and most favorite encounter with homoerotocism, The Lost Boys, is set to be tainted forever with the impending release of a horrible, inconsistent, poorly timed sequel, Lost Boys: The Tribe. What won't actors do for money?

I could barely bring myself to sit through half of the trailer. After the jump, see if you can stomach it.

Mar 12, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 20 Responses
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  • Comments (20)

    No. 1 Sugar Magnolia says:

    That is so going to suck.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    No. 2 Kitchy says:

    I had a bad feeling this was going to happen after The Two Coreys episode where they did a screening of the original with the other Poe brother.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    No. 3 Lisa(#1), incarcerated says:

    Oh man, I don't have sound. I am just going to pretend it doens't exist. La la la la, I can't hear you.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    No. 4 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Is Cord trying to tell us something again?

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    No. 5 evil twin says:

    I think the cat's out of the bag on that front, bbb.

    I'm most offended at the remake of "Cry, Little Sister."

    Also, did I see Lauren Conrad and Miley Cyrus in there?

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    No. 6 jujuhag says:

    "most favorite encounter with homoerotocism" More details on this please. After that trailer I'd prefer to read tales of young Cord discovering himself.

    I don't blame them. Those two guys need money something awful. I'm just going to pretend it doesn't exist so I can keep my happy memories of Billy Worth and Jason Patrick. It was also my first experience thinking how nice it would be to be the only girl surrounded by hot vampires. Screw you Jamie Gertz.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    No. 7 46n2 says:

    I could actually enjoy this movie if I drank a six pack and smoked a spliff before the show.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    No. 8 jujuhag says:

    That goes for any movie. Except, The Queen. No doobie would make that interesting. I'm old, I said doobie.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    No. 9 blah says:

    Cord,

    Corey is the same guy that sold parts of his own body on the internet. The other Corey was a white guy who gained notariety by impersonating a black pedophile. Nothing was sacred with these guys 5 years ago

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    No. 10 EsquaredMom says:

    Corey still looks the same as he did 20 years ago. I might rent this but I won't be paying the big bucks to see it in the theatre.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 10:21 pm
    No. 11 southiejpd says:

    why did they wait over 20 years to make a sequal?

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 7:14 am
    No. 12 Nicolyn says:

    ET - I don't think that was L.C. but I def think Miley Cyrus was in that clip. It really does look like her.

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:23 am
    No. 13 kindmaryjane says:

    Sa-weet! This is going to be awesome.

    In that horrible, car-wreck kind of way, of course.

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:52 am
    No. 14 Laura says:

    According to IMDB, no Miley Cyrus. The only known names in it are the three coming back from the original - the Frog Brothers, and Sam.

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:53 am
    No. 15 CC says:

    I think I just threw up on myself. I had heard rumors a while back, but was hoping it was all a bad dream and would never come to fruition. I mean, a direct to dvd release already says it's gonna suck. Why couldn't they just leave it ALONE?

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 11:22 am
    No. 16 WhySoMuchSex??? says:

    Although this looks like a teenage sex/blood fest, I have to admit that 20 years later Corey is holding up well…

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 11:54 am
    No. 17 April says:

    I'm just hoping that Feldmans skanky wife isn't a part of it….

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    No. 18 Theresa says:

    Why do they have to go a ruin a fantastic movie like that?? It will never be like the original we all know and love and we will never look at the two coreys and ever be able to take either of them seriously ever again after showing what screw-ups they are. Sad, Truelly sad

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    No. 19 MacZig6 says:

    U guy's all are so judgemental. What the f$@* have any of you done? Nada, zilch, zero peeps! So stop being so crappy to Corey Haim and hold Feldman so high, plastic surgery does wonders! Just kidding. Give 'em a break everyone has their own artistic abilities and the Corey's are doing the show for their reasons, leave 'em alone and don't watch if you don't like it. Same for The Tribe, if u don't like it don't buy it, duh! Peace out and play nice kiddies!

    Posted: Jun 30, 2008 at 3:05 am
    No. 20 ...charlotte... says:

    corey haim is the best and lost boys the original is gr8 i 1st saw it wen i was 4yrs old and ive always loved dat film now 4 ten yrs i cant believe they had 2 ruin it by the tribe and i heard they might do no#3 lost boys as well
    well no#2 looks real bad but no#1 is the greatest and nothin can compare 2 dat … corey haim rocks !!!

    Posted: Aug 24, 2008 at 11:40 am
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