that car looks like a mismatched outfit. but i guess that matches the mismatched couple. ironic.

i hate purposely two toned cars almost as much as I hate large gas gussling machines.

Why can't everyone be like Jake Gyllenhaal, Leo, and natalie portman?

I hate it when people don't have an upper lip.

that really is one evil, creepy smile. maybe he has paula trussed up in the backseat on his way to dumping her body in a marsh somewhere.

Also, it looks like a shitty Batmobile.

It looks as though the paint job isn't done. Just looking at it make me wanna get into a pair of overalls and whip out my paint gun. (We're pretending I won overalls/paint gun).

I thought at first the white parts were all headlight. Now that would be an unusual car. This looks like a sported-up Kia.

Do you think he might be trying to compensate for something?

great car, he works hard and deserves it. don't park it in a tree though!

It's Italian - well Bugatti, owned by VW - 800bhp - amazing. I'd rather have a Prius though. Simon Cowell is a cock.

I love that flat-topped, moob-having bastard. But that car is fugly.

That is a Bugatti Veyron. It's very, very new and very, very, VERY expensive, and I bet he only borrowed it…

It looks like that car gets the same, if not worse, fuel mileage than a Ford Expedition, but costs a dozen times more.

Hate SUVs as you will, but you should hate this car more. At least you can carry more than one bag of groceries in a SUV, unlike this car. At least you can carry more than one passenger, unlike this car. At least you can tow a trailer, unlike this car.

Sure, this car can go faster than an SUV, but when the speed limit is 70 mph, there's no legitimate need to go ~200 mph. And throw in L.A.'s horrendous traffic jams into the mix.

This car has nothing to redeem it. At least SUVs have a utilitarian rebuttal.

Simon Cowell must have an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny….

Dude, look at what you were dissin’ on. How about learning about it before talking shit? Maybe if you guys were to stop eating the processed government shit this country gives you maybe you'd know better. I bet none of you even have a clue about what you consume when you get vaccinated either. GOTTA LOVE THE MONKEY & HUMAN FETUS WE PUT IN OUR CHILDREN AS WELL AS OURSELVES!!!

maybe he will take ryan for a ride

Simon has made a lot of money and has the right to spend it on what he wants. So, he can afford to buy a $1.2 million car - good for him! Who the heck cares what gas mileage it gets?!?!? You fools, they can only build like 60 of those cars per year. You sound like a bunch of jealous liberal cry babies.