I Hate New York

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Speaking of things we can't believe, human minstrel show Tiffany "New York" Pollard has once again been granted license to stymie the progress of civil rights with a crappy reality show, New York Goes to Hollywood.

This latest installment in the televised downfall of a human being follows Pollard on her quest for "legitimate, Hollywood fame." Yes, she wants to be an actress now—"a certified actress." This will never happen, of course, but it seems you could have fooled Pollard, who's already mean to everyone despite not having the sort of résumé, background or skill-set normally associated with prima donnas of her caliber.

Guess what: we won't be tuning in. But if your thing is seeing a delusional black lady belittle white people and herself at the same time, check it out.

Aug 5, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 13 Responses
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  • Comments (13)

    No. 1 jujubees says:

    Oh rock me sweet jesus. I just like to say that now. She's certainly in her own little world if she thinks she's the next Halle Berry. I'd definitely put her in the circus show. No clown make up required.

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 9:43 am
    No. 2 sar says:

    Enh. I liked this better when it was called Alexyss K. Tylor. The mom was funnier on that one.

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 10:05 am
    No. 3 southiejpd says:

    that bitch is STOUT!!

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 10:12 am
    No. 4 wrong says:

    She's not a minstrel and if you spent a minute attempting to explain why you think so (you know, writing instead of spouting), you'd realize that.

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 10:42 am
    No. 5 Keeblerkahn says:

    "stymie the progress of civil rights"

    Lol, well put.

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 11:48 am
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    she makes me want to dry heave.

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    No. 7 holls says:

    She's a minstrel in that she panders to the most racist of white americas stereotypes about blacks.

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    No. 8 JasonW says:

    I think the burden falls on you to explain how she's NOT a minstrel.

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    No. 9 Roland says:

    I can't stand her. Has she no self-esteem?

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    No. 10 lava says:

    thank you holls, well said.

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    No. 11 sar says:

    JasonW! Let's hear it for another rhetorician.

    I don't need to be on a gossip blog do I. I need to be trolling the geek underworld trying to talk argumentation. Sorry guys.

    Posted: Aug 5, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    No. 12 letaira says:

    new york you are my second idol you would have been first but God will always be my first, but anyway never mind what people say i love the reality shows you have been in you are alsome and your mom i love the way she get to the point keep up the good work

    Posted: Oct 11, 2008 at 1:49 am
    No. 13 marlboro says:

    Тиффани rulezzz!!!

    Posted: Oct 19, 2008 at 5:38 am
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