There's A Reason These People Stalk For A Living

Splash News gave us some pictures of Hayden Panettiere lobbying in Washington to save the whales. We're glad to see this girl doing something productive during the writers strike.
And then we came across the caption:
Hayden Panettiere's tight skirt makes a fair statement on Congress in Washington DC.
Is someone else going to notify the authorities or should we?
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Is it just me, or is her skirt not even that tight? Throw a blazer on that and she could be working at a bank.
This is just the way Splash news is. Instead of recognizing the important issue at hand it reverts to something vapid and stupid that people who like "Splash news" are into.
Splash News has to make waves somehow.
What better way to make a "splash" than sexist, borderline child molesty captions?
Didn't Cord trash this one for trying to save the whales? I got a commie for it. Or was that just for saving the whales specifically in Japan because it insulted their culture…or something?
And yeah her skirt isn't even remarkably tight, Splash are creeps.
Sorry I'm not too good with fish…unless they're fried….Tell me…Is that a humpback or a sperm whale in the pic behind her?
Humpback or maybe a blue whale - hard to tell from the pic. I had a dream with a mini-humpback whale (no such thing) two nights ago. He could talk. Interestingly enough, there are sperm whales, dwarf sperm whales and pygmy sperm whales. I remember this from a report I did in 4th grade.
i like her. that skirt is not tight. i'm going to steal her boyfriend from her, milo and his wonky mouth shall be mine!