Fat ass. I can see his thunder thighs from here. He and Ryan should join Jenny Craig and they can fire Kirstie.

Women have had to endure the same kind of treatment in Hollywood for years. How come when men get told they're 'too fat' for a role it's news? Unless 'Body of Lies' is about a marathon runner or a holocaust victim, I'd tell Ridley Scott to get stuffed.

i thought it was Rosie O'Donnell at first.

Of course, I'd lose 30 pounds ASAP to get the no doubt millions of bucks Crowe would get. Good work if you can get it, that.

I'd pay someone to slap the food out of my chubby little hand.

Why can't someone tell him to lose some of his fat ego instead?

Becuase Kitchy, that's the only thing mildly interesting about him. If you take that away then what do you have?

You have my, Uncle Tom. Always bitching and complaining. Wah, wah, wah. Just go get drunk and pass out so the crying will stop.

OMG my Uncle Tom is always complaining too…something about being a long-suffering Christian slave.

"If you take that away then what do you have?"

Music, friends, and fightin' 'round the world.

Uncle Toms are the worst.

Has anybody heard his music? Whenever I hear his bands name I want to poop.

Russell looks more like a Cow than a Crowe…whats he been eating?….his own ego?…
mooooo

while he's at it, he should lose that face and personality.

It's nice to see Hollywood responding to the criticisms regarding double standards.

He's starting to look like the guy who played Robert the Bruce in Braveheart.