Babies Having Babies
Despite the fact that many people find it inaccurate to use the word another in the following sentence: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to spawn “another” baby.
According to a “friend” close to the couple (and E!, apparently), Katie has “the itch,” which we assume is a gross way of saying she’d like to have more children. The aforementioned friend also says Tom loves the idea of a new kid: “He said if Katie wants to make another baby, she doesn’t have to ask twice.” He’ll have his people call her people and set up an intercourse ASAP.
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“He’ll have his people call her people and set up an intercourse ASAP.”
i’m still laughing. good job cord.
hahaha, okay, I almost spewed Diet DP all over my desk. That was funny…
So Katie wanted to go to Broadway without Tom and now she ‘wants’ to get pregnant?
Scientologist: Mr. Cruise, the brainwashing isn’t holding as long this time.
Tom: Fuck. Ok, what should we do?
Scientologist: Pregnancy has always been a good way to keep women in line, sir.
Tom: EWW!!!
Scientologist: I know sir, but think of L. Ron.
Excellent point, Keeblerkahn. Except I believe that rather than “EWW!,” Tom’s response was “I’ll grab the turkey baster.”
Well, who needs to have a career and a life when you can have babies instead?
I wonder if they posses frozen L. Ron sperm. If so, Tommy’s gonna drug her up and use it
oh snap, cord. nicely done.