Improbabilities

According to the New York Observer, excitable Scientology heavyweight Tom Cruise might have gone and redeemed himself with his upcoming turn in Ben Stiller comedy Tropic Thunder:

… besides a high-powered cast, the movie has a secret, too, which Paramount and DreamWorks have been doing their best to keep under wraps until after the film opens: that a small, uncredited performance from Tom Cruise steals the whole show. In Tropic Thunder, Mr. Cruise plays Les Grossman, a bald, hirsute, foul-mouthed studio mogul with a penchant for hip-hop hip-swiveling moves. It’s an astonishingly funny and surprising supporting performance (especially considering Mr. Cruise’s last outing was in the dreadful, if well-meaning, Lions for Lambs) …

… Even two weeks before release, no one involved in the production—not Mr. Stiller or his co-writers, Justin Theroux and Etan Cohen, nor the producers or co-stars—are willing to talk about Mr. Cruise’s performance until after the film is in theaters. Mr. Cruise’s past directors won’t even talk. (It’s a lockdown!) But we’ll say it: Once again, Tom Cruise has managed to completely flip our perceptions of him upside down and inside out. It doesn’t spoil a thing to say that the film is worth seeing for Mr. Cruise’s performance alone, or that we hope this might usher in a new era for the strange, secretive actor. Could it be that, in fact, Tom Cruise actually gets it? Is it possible that Tom Cruise has a sense of humor about being Tom Cruise? Can we love him again without also feeling creeped out?

We say no, but we're looking forward to seeing him try. This is what Olympics years are all about.

Aug 11, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 14 Responses
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Comments (14)

No. 1 Lale says:

No, it can not be any of the above things. I tried to watch the whole Oprah series of episodes that followed up his crazy visit, and I just couldn't sit through it. He's full of himself, and not aware that he is, in the eyes of many who are not visited by fleets of white vans, koo-koo.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 3:22 pm
No. 2 Lale says:

And please let me know if this is the same critic who gave Britney Spears glowing reviews for her pathetic appearances on How I Met Your Mother.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 3:22 pm
No. 3 lava says:

hey no one said he's a bad actor. he's just nuts. i happily sat through all the mission impossibles until he danced on oprahs couch.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 3:27 pm
No. 4 sar says:

when i drink tom-ba, my throat sounds like this: glib glib glib glib glib

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 4:27 pm
No. 5 Stoney says:

I always thought Tom was a great actor. He just sucks in the soul.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 4:59 pm
No. 6 sar says:

Was that, "He just sucks-in the SOUL!" or "He just sucks. In the soul."

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 5:00 pm
No. 7 ket says:

No. There's no way he could reverse the damage done. He thinks he is a god and he is a complete joke.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 5:20 pm
No. 8 kat says:

One word - no!

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 9:01 pm
No. 9 poo says:

Just wait 'til Tom's scenes hit YouTube. That's when the real fun starts.

And that wasn't a review.

It was a handjob.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 10:02 pm
No. 10 blah says:

Don't drink the Kool-Aid Cord. He's crazy. Bat-shit crazy. Just because you can make fun of yourself doesn't mean you don't belong in the rubber room.

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 4:09 am
No. 11 sar says:

Wise words, blah.

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 9:36 am
No. 12 gayledi says:

I thought he was great in Magnolia, another small part.

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 12:42 pm
No. 13 Stoney says:

He just sucks. In the soul.

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 12:47 pm
No. 14 Baghands says:

So I saw Tropic Thunder last night and I have to say…
Tom Cruise was fucking HYSTERICAL.
I wanted to be skeptical because he scares me, but seriously, that movie was worth seeing just for his part.
I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
It was such a surprise.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 11:31 am
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