Josh Hartnett, who's rumored to be dating dazzling coquette Penelope Cruz, was recently seen in New York with a different, sluttier variety of lady on his lap. This according to the Daily News:
Our spy spotted the hunk cuddling a blond model at Snitch Bar on W. 21st St. Monday night. Says our sneak: "She sat on his lap in thigh-high black boots and white shorts while he chain-smoked."
Let's stop using the word "hunk," OK? Words like that remind you that your grandma used to fuck. Let's also stop running around on Penelope Cruz. Everyone knows she's a fairy, and if you cheat on them the consequences are dire. Scorned fairies turn all the sugar to salt and make rainbows brown.
If your next mocha sucks, you have Josh Hartnett to thank.
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Now I wanna see her dressed up in purple cobwebs and striped knee socks! Better yet, I'd love to see what Froud could do with her.
When did "hunk" leave the common vocabulary? It wasn't that long ago was it? Anyway, I don't mind the thought of old people doing it. Used to? I plan to still have a great sex life as long as fucking possible. (pun intended)
"When did “hunk” leave the common vocabulary? It wasn’t that long ago was it? Anyway, I don’t mind the thought of old people doing it. Used to? I plan to still have a great sex life as long as fucking possible. (pun intended)"
Amen.
Stop using "hunk" with Josh Harnett because he's gross. The word itself and grandparents getting it on? More power to ya.
God, I have such a girl crush on Penelope… did I type that out loud?
Well shit, she's hot. Yell it from the mountaintops, Marie.
I told my fiance she's the only one we could ever have a threesome with. Since he's head-over-heels in love with her, he was thrilled. Although I'm not even sure he'd share her. (Not that we ever have to worry about it happening.)
We went to Madrid last fall, and she was in the U.S. at the time… he was so bummed.