Here's everything you could ever want to know about Lindsay Lohan's arrest, save for just what the fuck this chick was thinking, directly from the mustache-lined lips of a very stereotypical looking police officer. Some key words and phrases are "verbal argument," "under the influence," "small amount of cocaine," "charged," "possession," "released," "chasing," "incident" and "trying to catch the mother of her personal assistant."
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Okay, who are the idiot friends who were in the car with this drunk and high bitch, and what were they doing? Were they screaming to be let out, or were they like, "Yeah, catch that whore mom of your whore ex-assistant?" And were theytested for drugs? Because they had to be on something to get in a car with LiLo.
I just read that she's back in rehab. Promises again? Must be nice.
Heard it might be Betty Ford. If it's good enough for Liz Taylor, it's good enough for Blohan.