There are thousands of mothers who have lost custody to their kids in this country. Its sad that Britney's has to be so publicized. The world really doesn't need to know her personal trials and tribulations. We'll live to see another day without knowing if Britney has custody of her kids. If she wasn't Britney Spears no one would care, but since she is so high profile people love to point the finger and judge her. Mainly because their own lives are so dull and boring like the people at Mollygood.com =)

I like..I f@#ked Kevin, Now Kevin's Fu#king me, or how about just a remake of crazy?

Wait, Southie, are you really saying that no one cares about child custody battles apart from those of celebrities? Well ding dang! Shut down the guardian ad litem programs, y'all!

You should have stopped at "…Britney has custody of her kids." It was a good point. Then you had to get all nonsensical.

Britney will probably be better off without her little mistakes, er, I mean her kids all up in her face full time and vice versa. And K-Fed will continue to receive a fat check every month for his full-time dad duties–which, honestly, seem like the only viable skills he has. I think this is one more good thing for Britney and her troop of emotionally draining, dependent deadweights…oops, I mean her family.

Did my life just get called boring?

my life isn't boring. for your information i'm skydiving as i type. later i'm going to go wake boarding while taking body shots off of hansome men.

Yeah, Southie, poor Britney has always guarded her privacy so carefully, that this must be really distressing for her- to have the world so involved in her personal life. Sigh. Maybe she could just - I don't know - pitch it to UPN. They fell for it once.

no Lisa…no one cares about random strangers custody battles…unless you go around saying a prayer for all those junkie moms who lost custody for their kids…good for you if you do sweetie
cause im sure they need it.

Wow. Just wow. On so many levels. Especially that the focus should be the parent and not the child. This explains quite a bit. Sweetie.

Southie, get over yourself. This is a gossip blog, what makes this post any different than the thousands before it?

You're right, I don't care about other peoples' custody battles, or pictures of their kids or what they ate for lunch. Like I said, its a gossip blog about celebs. It is what it is, get over it.

ya'll are so sexy when you get all offended. :)

Wonder if Kevin ever thought he'd end up having to grow up so quickly.

I didn't call MOLLYGOOD assy for saying that Britney Spears should focus on her family/health/recovery. I said CORD was assy. Because he was being an ASS.

But I'll play. Cord, you were so right and your sense of triumph over this custody decree is totally righteous and not assy at ALL. If only she had heeded your expert advice, she might have r'cd partial custody, which she is TOTALLY ready for, right? And having re-read yesterday's post, I SEE now that sitting alone in a darkened room (focusing)between meals and therapy sessions might be the best course of treatment for the mentally ill. Structured workplace re-entry? Forget the research — all that is a waste of time.

SlimeFed not only had to grow up quickly, but his style has to be a little cramped, don't you think? Living off your ex wife's money is pathetic! I hope and pray God continues to work and justice will be served in the end. Britney should get joint custody and it is not ruled out. BEST WISHES TO BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!

Speaking of Sweety…I be Brit is still better to her kids than Edina was to Saffy. Sweety dahling.

OK, it's fiction, but the point remains…

Southie is to Britney as chelsea is to Amy.

Two (seemingly) normal(-ish) people who totally lose their minds when their celebrity loves are disparaged.

akra- He knows you called him "assy." But Jossip employees are expected to write in the royal we.

At first I thought akra wrote he was sassy. I was going to agree. It takes a sassy man to pull off a scarf, sandals, and flannel. He makes it work.

I guess I thought southie was being sarcastic funny because of the smiley face. Like, your life must be just as dull to defend a celebrity on a gossip blog as it is to mock one?

And currently I'm wrestling a bear as I type this. That's excitement.

Yeah and I'm curing cancer.

Oh, woops no, I'm curing a ham. My bad.

First off, neither one of those kids has much of a relationship with either parent. KFED may stay out of trouble but he is by no means "a hands on dad". I am constantly seeing pictures of his kids with their nannies, who I recognize after the endless pictures. The only person who is constantly photographed with those kids is Lynne. Having kids is an 18 year deal, they should both focus more on their kids and less on their public issues. Poor Britney is nothing but a cash cow for her family, she is a shell of the person she once was.

We should clarify something about this post. The singer hasn't lost a long standing custody dispute. They reached a settlement - there is a big difference. Britney AGREED to give Kevin sole custody of the children and just have visitation.

YerMom, since you are my mom, I thought you might be willing to acknowledge that having kids isn't just an 18 year deal, but in fact something you budget and plan for lasting 18 years, at which point you still have (and now really love) the person and the person still wants your help, but you're now out of energy and funds, and you shell out more dollars whilst you consider selling your soul for an empty nest.

Britney is pathetic. This isn't surprising at all. Kayla, you're always good for a laugh.

HH — OUCH. First Brikley's man "got everything he wanted" and didn't get the kids…and now that?

curing a ham is like so totally better than curing cancer.

you can eat ham.

cancer tastes assy.

i get so confused when it comes to ironically placed emoticons.

Haha, I am from Fresno originally, and even we think Federline is too trashy to claim.

Seriously though, for every picture of her out getting drunk or licking Cheetos off of a pap, there were pictures of him in a club drinking and skeezing on some chick, too. I know she had a breakdown and all, but he left a pregnant baby mama for her, so I think they are equally unfit as parents. But Brit gets the criticism. Ah, double standards.

But whatev, I have to go do something boring now! (umm, that's true..)

The fact that Britney GAVE UP custody to Kevin sounds as if she just realized she'd rather go shopping than be a mom. She has niether the maturity nor the inclination to be a mom at this point in her life. I can't help thinking we are going to find these kids dead outside the Viper Room or something.

Who do you think you are, Southie? Jordan Catalano?

(trying not to think of the old definition of eating cheetos off a pap)

aaa ha ha ha

26 and 29 get my commie noms

@ilnazhad
Ah, the omniscient author. Got it. Still, I felt the need to single out what I personally viewed as an individual act of assy-ness. I didn't intend to speak to a collective assy-ness. I tend to avoid mass assy-ness.
I need an alternative spelling for assy-ness.

Ahseeness? That way it sounds classy. It puts the ass in classy. As a MG reader and commenter, I appreciate your clarification re: ahseeness.

i would have went with assiness just because i like to throw "i's" into things. don't ask me why…my fingers just like hitting that letter for some reason.

See I almost typed "assiness," too but felt the "ass" was somehow lost. Lisa, I like AHHHHHseeness but will amend, with your blessing, to "Ahssiness."

I wholeheartedly agree Sar, despite the financial burden and parental stress it is truly worth it. I can't wait to have another one!