she look slike a big heeping pile of dogshit in most of those photos (except the title picture) whats wrong with her face? Shes like the ugly girl from sienfield who is so pretty and so ugly depending on the light and angle.

::kramer runs away screaming::

Ew, you're right. In the middle picture on the bottom, she looks positively hideous.

The gushing about being love doesn't just apply to the media. Even regular folk who do it fall under the "doth protest too much" category.

I don't ever think she looks all that good.

who ever wrote this article is CLEARLY practicing for his or her first harliquinn romance novel

Gotta love those Elle writers.

And why on earth is she about to make out with the drywall?

Because Manson told her it would be sexy?

That would make sense. Junior high boys find the oddest things stimulating.

I bet you he probably can barely get it up anymore. That's why he needs a barely legal girl to make him feel young again.

Hi, I'm Marilyn Manson for Wood. Do you have trouble getting or maintaing an erection? Then get yourself some Wood.

Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, drowsiness, difficulty swallowing, going to jail for statutory rape, anal leakage, and an enlarged prostate.

Anal leakage? Hey, sign me up for a free trial! Who doesn't love anal leakage? I mean besides Cord.

makes me want fat free chips fried in olean

Followed up by a chaser of castor oil.

Makes "skidmarks" take on a whole new meaning.

Was it my fault that we started talking "shit" again? Sorry, Cord!

But it's a guy's shit, so I think we're ok. I mean, it started with Marilyn Manson's side effects, right?

You're right! I think we're in the clear. Boy poo=ok, girly poo=not so much, correct?

I believe so, yes.

I wonder where afterbirth/placenta fits in.

I think that's a no-no.

it fits nicely in this jar of facecream. i hear it does wonders for aging.

The boy poo fits nicely in a jar of facecream?

Not my boy's poo, it takes up a LOT of room. And makes you leave the room.

I don't want to even try that anti-aging theory.

She's like the cheaper low class version of Dita Her make up looks like it's melting off. One day she'll look back and think, ewwwww, I slept with Marilyn Manson.

Have you seen that guy in his assless pants? He's got pasty pancakes back there. It could give you explosive diarrhea looking them.

crazy as a loon. and not "in a good way." they disgust me.

Great. Just what I needed - a mental image of Marilyn Manson in assless chaps combined with explosive diarrhea.

I'm just saying it's a possible side effect. I don't know how people manage to get through one of his concerts withoud depends. He is getting up there in age so he may want to consider a pair himself. I don't think they come in assless though?

I almost choked on my own saliva (better than someone else's I guess, right?)with the explosive diarrhea and Manson's assless chaps. There is no one here to give me the Heimlich, I need to be more careful.

See, he's deadly. Maybe he truly is evil? No, just whiney.

yeah…that was a pretty funny comment there. the assless chaps, explosive diarhhead, and then the depends that don't come assless. lol.

i just wonder how unattractive he looks without all that makeup that he feels he needs to cover up his face.

that man has no chin