Now Go Away

Dave Coulier must be a really great actor, because he managed to make Full House's Uncle Joey come across as friendly and likable — the complete opposite of Coulier's real personality. One of our readers had quite an unpleasant experience with him while he was engaged to her cousin, but the most public indicator of Dave's obnoxiousness came in the form of ex-girlfriend Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know."

Dave said the first time he heard the song he thought, "Wow this girl is angry." You think? And then: "I think I have really hurt this person." Genius, this guy.

I tried to contact her and I finally got a hold of her. And at the same time, the press was calling and saying, 'You want to comment on this song?' I called her and I said, 'Hi. Uh, what do you want me to say?' And she said, 'You can say whatever you want.' We saw each other and hung out for an entire day. And it was beautiful. It was one of those things where it was kind of like, 'We're good.'

Look buddy, just because Alanis forgave you for being an ass doesn't mean we have to like you. She's a better person than the rest of us.

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Aug 14, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 18 Responses
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Comments (18)

No. 1 Kate says:

He looks like a potato. A douch-y potato.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 12:01 pm
No. 2 ihbl says:

cut it out.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 12:18 pm
No. 3 stopthemadness says:

this is the second post that someone has already beat me to the comment that i was going to post.

so, no. 2 says it for me.

good walk and talk.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 1:56 pm
No. 4 Kitchy says:

Really? He thought Jagged Little Pill sounded angry? He must've led an awfully spoiled life if he thinks that sounded angry.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 1:56 pm
No. 5 Unagi says:

How rude of me.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 2:23 pm
No. 6 ihbl says:

Forgot to change my name back.

Unagi = ihbl

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 2:24 pm
No. 7 stopthemadness says:

seriously, unagi… if that's your real name!

dunh
dun
dunhhhhhhhhh

:)

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 2:44 pm
No. 8 Julia says:

I kind of look at him in a different light, now that I've read about his douchebaggery on the "Celebrity Encounters" post. Oh, Joey Gladstone, how you've tainted my Full House memories (not that they were completely taint-free after Stephanie's meth addiction, DJ's religious fanaticism, Michelle's eating disorder and possible Heath killing, and Danny's overall creepiness). Comet and Kimmy Gibbler, however, are still okay.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 3:21 pm
No. 9 kittenpaw says:

When I found out that song was about Dave Coulier I laughed my ass off.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 3:44 pm
No. 10 payter says:

How did I live this long without knowing that song was about Uncle Joey? And to think I used to (in a drunken stupor) sing that song and stare at my ex across the bar (in college).
Heard on the xm radio they are roasting Bob Saget (or perhaps they did?). It just kills me when people talk about Danny Tanner with dirty jokes and swearing.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 4:18 pm
No. 11 yourmom says:

Julia you forgot about good old Uncle Jesse who got progressively hotter as time went on.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 4:22 pm
No. 12 Kate says:

I am so excited for the roast!!!!! In the commercial, Cloris Leachman (whom i love) said "I'm not here to roast Bob Saget… I'm here to fuck John Stamos!" LOLOLOL! Can't wait!!!!!

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 4:35 pm
No. 13 sar says:

KITCHY!

I have been thinking all day about how I miss when you'd be the first commenter on things and really sock it to somebody. Smart lady.

And I've always thought the same thing about Jagged Little Pill.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm
No. 14 sar says:

Julia, Comet had no charisma, even for a dog.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 4:51 pm
No. 15 stopthemadness says:

i saw bob saget do some stand up at the laugh factory on sunset.

he's a dirty dirty man. it sort of made me love bob saget. my old roommate the hot model has partied with the guy before. confirmed that he is a dirty dirty man. also a bit of a cokehead.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 6:22 pm
No. 16 payter says:

I have heard him do standup on XM Comedy. He is dirty and totally different from his Full House image. And it does make me like him more.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 6:35 pm
No. 17 Julia says:

Pppth! They devoted an entire episode to Comet's greatness! (I actually didn't remember this, but it's on wikipedia). Comet ran away from Michelle, had amazing adventures with some girl dog, and was smart enough to go home when he saw a television broadcast of Michelle pleading for his return.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 1:02 am
No. 18 maria says:

stm,

I've always had a little crush on bob saget.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 10:03 am
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