He is so trying to look like Prince, only he's got no class or style.

Gross.

douches will be douches cord, you know that. :)

Every dollar made stands for one "approval".

"Don't give a shit about approval" my ass!

I don't think there is anything wrong with Dave Navarro making porn. Someone has to make it, why not him? I mean look at him, since day one he's had that skeezy, "I want to film you fucking" look about him so I dont think, Cord, that you should be so shocked or offended that he finally has found his niche. Rock music?? That was just a starting point for his real career. Pretty soon he'll be in front of the camera, he's just working on the "staying hard for the camera" bit.

Ok…which one of you guys unlocked the gates of Hell and let Satan out? Not funny… Chris Robinson is going to be so pissed!

Dave isn't really on my radar (I do think he looks ridiculous), but I think directing porn sounds like fun. I think most of it looks like crap, so it'd be cool to get into the creative side of it and come up with images that aren't your typical "big booty gets it in the ass" type shit.

For now, I just tend to browse XTube once in a blue moon to see if there's anything really cool or really funny. I loved this one where a college girl is prostituting herself to this dude for some extra cash and she's all "don't come inside me". He does, and she's freaking out, and they're trying to scoop the cum out of her. I can't help but laugh at idiots who whore themselves out and don't think to wear a condom.

I love Cord! He sums up my feelings on everything but 8 yr olds & pedicures. BTW Cord my 9 year old said you were crazy and pedicures and manicures were the best thing since Zac Efron! Her dad does her manicures and pedicures because he has a steadier eye and is meticulous. What is your opinion on her future mental health with that little tidbit> hhuuuuummmmm Cord? Mwuah! xxooo

Best,
pp

i dont give ashit what he does as long as he doesnt fim himself fucking.

gross.

Um porn isnt rebellious and up against the world either you bozo. Porn is quite commonplace nowadays. Ooooo scandal……. PORN! Shivers.

I'm more interested in, “It’s heartening to feel kin to a group of freewheeling individuals who don’t give a shit about approval.”.What the hell, are they some kind of band of gypsy's roaming around making their artistic porn. Just watch your pockets, that's all I'm sayin.

I'm most concerned about the point in his eyebrows.

Is it still even cool to give the, Rock Horns? They are quickly becoming our generations, Finger Guns.

My son asked me what those were the other day. I said "They mean your dad's a complete dork."

Poor guy. Dave and Bret Michaels are just going around trying to keep it cool. Dave has upped his lameness with the double horns.

Is it hypocritical to watch porn, but not feel comfortable with people who are porn actors etc.? I kind of wish there was no such thing as porn stars and it was just anonymous people. Plus, they wouldn't make dumb woman feel like they need labiaplasty. It's a good way to learn how it works and all.. Masturbating to porn is kind of a bad idea because someone will suddenly yell (excuse me here) "ghetto pussy" or something and you will feel emotionally damaged. EW, and when there is a shot of the woman during the (excuse me again here) starts with b ends with a lowjob looking up and she's like (okay, I'm going to top excusing myself because I'm talking about porn) "your cock is SOOOO big" and then it scares you because you think you have a dick (that scares me because I'm a girl) etc.
Oh, and it looks so nasty when the guys arms are just hanging on his sides when he is getting a starts with a b ends with a lowjob. I'm even cool with the guy grabbing his own ass. But your not fucking riverdancing!!

After posts like that you regret using a variation of your actual name as a username…

Yeah, riverdance (BWAHAHA) arms are lame, but I would sorta rather the riverdance with the arms than the variation where their hands are around the woman's head and seemingly you know, shoving her, so to speak. ahhem.

but what's left?.. they can do the brush-your-hair-thing..

*oh, and it's kind of abashing getting caught writing "your" instead of "you're"

I just can't get with the facials. If someone did that to me in my own daily life I'd have to punch the offending appendage.

i'm at least mildly interrested in seeing this porn.

^that's a typo

No shame. I do it all the time. I also overuse the (,). It's my signature punctuation.

Since I am in a dry spell, porn just pisses me off. My new porn is the Food Network!!! Food never lets me down. Oh and Lidia over at PBS is
one of my favs. :-)

The things with facials in porn is the tape always ends before they show you the "sexy" way of getting all the cum off.

Not always.

hahahahah. Well, I've never found one. The facial is often the finishing act.

I always heard that the "protein" in the facial
um, stuff was supposed to be like some kind of wonderful youth elixer. I guess Jenna never took it in the face? I'll just go ahead and stick with traditional lotions.

you should make sure you have a pair of bukaki goggles whilst receiving a facial.

As Dirty Dave is now a freewheeling porn freak we can only imagine (or buy the xxx video) where his fingers have been probing. hey Dave dude you should always remember….wash your hands afterwards, your fingernails are filthy you frigging freak.

And your 'stache smells like crap.

hey SS…I wonder what Dirty Dave…the filthy f*cker…uses for hair gel? Any guesses?

prolly jizz! amirite!!?!