David Beckham is back on the pitch, at long last doing the job he is being paid a king's ransom to do. Because of the fact that age and athletic ability are inversely proportional, it is unlikely that the English transplant will be able to shake his latest nickname, All Talk, but it's even more unlikely that he cares. At this point, anyone who doesn't know that this man is a well-paid model is pathetic enough that they don't deserve to be let in on the sham.

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